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"hey chat" as in "hey headmates" is a classic big funny, but streaming to headmates that have free rein of stream alert buttons that play sound cues/show an image of [insert thing here] is what having adhd is like.
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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!
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okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce
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White Boy Losing His Marbles Books:
Moby Dick
Crime and Punishment
American Psycho
Steppenwolf
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Why have one Easter Bunny when you can have… a lot! When sweet and charming little Cream is spreading cheer for her favorite holiday all across Mobius, none of her fellow Leporidaen lagomorphs, whether fair or foul, can resist joining in! Happy Easter!
Art by @drawloverlala
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this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else
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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car
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