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Shop my silly little crafts2 Legit 2 Knit. Glasgow, UK - Egyptologist. Mad Scientist. ADHD as fuck. You can do whatever you want with The Poem but if you make money on it then cut me in otherwise I Don't Care - Buy me a coffee
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got moved into an 8ft stall + made some starbucks perler things
i really REALLY need to update the online shop it's so horrendously outdated now so i will be spending all of monday down at the stall doing that
implementing loyalty stamp cards at the stall but idk how i would do that online because sumup don't have any sort of framework for a reward system so probably i would have to manually keep track? idk. but 5 people today got cards (even though the proper ones haven't been printed yet) so that's cool
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toads riding snake
#just a small town toad#hitchin on that lonely road#she took the midnight snake goin anywhere#just a city frog#never even seen a bog#he took the midnight snake goin anywhere
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YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE
This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.
Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.
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Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.
There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.
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Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
#hey op 4 of the things in question 6 apply to me very mean of you to make me choose 1#is this a load bearing question#i mean you have an option for 'none' was an option for 'multiple i'm a little freak' too much to ask. hm.#'everybody wants to rule the world'#fair that is one of my most played songs like every year#i gotta do it again though see if Q6 was loadbearing#motherfucker it was loadbearding
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#yes if i know they don't have any commicable bloodborne diseases#like if it's from a bloodbank or whatever then sure#i'll drink blood *dracula voice etc* but i'm not risking getting like hepatitis over it
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#keyboard because touchscreens are a curse#now if it was keyboard vs t9....#i mean it would still be keyboard but that's a much closer race#god the SPEED i can t9 type at
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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#it bothers me because it is literally fucking phonetic and not in the 'insane technically phonetic spelling of michaela as mykaylar' way#it's alexis man how do you fuck that up#my own dad used to fuck it up like. how.#used to spell it alexsis like at what point did a second s get involved in this situation be for real#and people fuck up my last name too! which has several established spelling being a trade name#but mine is THE MOST COMMON ONE#it's THE DEFAULT SPELLING what are you DOING
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“Face to face”-Siouxsie and the Banshees MV🦷🖤
#thank you for the tag this is my favourite song OF ALL TIME btw#she's so beautiful in this video i used to try and do my hair like that when i was little to look like her but it never worked#my hair is too thin and i had not discvered the power of inserts/bumps
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
#where are the Y sounds coming from#it's me-ette#i could maybe see how you'd get my-ette but where is the second y at the end coming from there's a singular e there?#with no accent over it?#meitté would be mey-tay#mietté would still be me-ettay though
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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