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Bored? Look up the ost of a game you know nothing about & try to understand the story from that alone.
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Now look, all I'm saying is that children would probably end up way differently if we just slightly altered what we teach them in school. Like what would happen if instead of learning about dinosaurs or whatever we went a bit further back, & now some parent is always hearing their child talk about the hallucinogenia or the anomalocaris
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This blog was featured in the video ‘Depths Of The Tumblr Gimmick Blog Iceberg’ on the YouTube channel ‘STRANGE ÆONS.’
@facts-i-just-made-up
They're a good lesson in fact checking the bare minimum (looking at least at the blog name)
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Current theory about flat earthers / people who don't believe in space: They can't fathom anything larger than themselves
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Card ghosts talking about dying be like
"You want in the ♧? Ya gotta ◇."
Card ghosts talking about their cats be like
"She's ♤ & I ♡ her"
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Did Jesus turn ice cubes into wine cubes or were they pardoned by the gods to remain solid water?
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New idea: combine all Uno variants into one game
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"I know Kung Fu." "Oh! How's he doing nowadays?" "…The Foo Fighters got to him." "…My condolences."
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"You need 8 hours of sleep per night" is a statistical error. Everyone raised to fit societal norms perfectly is a statistical outlier & should not have been counted.
#seriously#why do we need to wake up at 5am at the latest to begin work#when I need 12 hours sleep at most
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The concept of lost media is so amusing to me like... Y'all really lost/forgot about something on the place where nothing is lost/forgotten?
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CC ° )____\ How is it that the days can drag on but months fly by?? This makes no sense!
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Today I committed great crime. I made Smash Mouth reference. In Daft Punk comment section.
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A bottomless pit that gets less and less bottomless as you elevate.
#at ground level it's completely bottomless#but be at 4000 ft elevation (or equivalent in your area) & the “pit” is now extending into space#don't try to follow it. Any higher than the ISS and it's officially topless.
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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
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