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Stretch me gently so our baby's head can get through. I'll whimper "get it out" pathetically between contractions.

Hold me as I'm shaking and insisting "I can't" when the head is almost out. Tell me how much hair they have and how we get to hold them soon.

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Small hips that make birth harder are great and all, but imagine how big the baby would have to be to make it just as hard on someone with wide hips.

They think labor will be easy for them because of their build, but when it actually happens, they’re crying and screaming as the head is slowly forced through their “birthing hips”. Then, finally, they feel the true size of the head they’re about to stretch around and start seriously regretting their decision to decline a c-section.

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“look at me when i come inside you” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Kidnap me and rape a baby into me!!!!!! Force me to carry your child!!!! Make me give birth at home with only you there!!!!!! Keep me forever in a cycle of being pregnant and birthing!!!!!!

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kissing up on him while i'm telling him how we should have another baby while he's giggling and weakly trying to push me away bc we already have so many kids, ofc he's gonna pretend he doesn't want it when he clearly does if his laughter and blushing and his reciprocated kisses and how wet he is are anything to go by, it was always inevitable that was gonna get pregnant many more times just because of how eager we both are for it

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THE GREAT BIG GRAVID PREGNANCY KINK ASK GAME

There are some very fun preg or belly kink ask games out there, but the one's I've seen are typically focused on one flavor of said kink, or aren't strictly pregnancy-focused or are heavily gendered.

So I thought I'd to cook up 50 fun, kinky but not outright explicit, questions for an ask game. All pretty broad in application, and gender neutral! Please enjoy! _______________________________________________________

What's your favorite aspect of pregnancy? What makes it hot for you in a kink sense?

Would you rather be with someone who IS pregnant, or be pregnant YOURSELF? (or both?)

Do you prefer pregnant bellies that sit high, or carry low?

Do you prefer a pregnant belly that leans more "torpedo belly" or "beachball belly", or something else?

Favorite pregnancy blemish (stretchmarks, veins, linea nigra, ect), if any?

If you could only pick one, would you keep hyperpreg, rapid preg, or perma preg? Why?

Favorite NON-physical attribute of pregnancy? (Ex: cravings, pregnancy brain, nesting)

Most niche part of pregnancy that fits into your kink?

How pregnant is TOO pregnant where it stops being hot?

Thoughts on ill-fitting/outgrowing clothes with pregnancy?

Do you prefer bare, partially covered, or tightly clothed pregnant bellies?

Do you have a favorite occupation to see a pregnant person performing?

In preg kink writings, when a pregnancy is abnormal in any way, do you prefer when it's supernatural (fantasy), technological (sci-fi), explained some other way, or not explained at all?

Who are some of your favorite preg kink artists/blogs?

Do you prefer when a pregnancy is super encumbering, or doesn't limit the pregnant person in an extreme way?

How do you feel about pregnancy and stuckage?

How do you feel about pregnancy and stuffing, or vore, or wg, or inflation, or any other kink that increases belly size?

How do you feel about pregnancy paired with another, non-belly related kink? (asker may specify)

Thoughts on pregnant belly worship?

Thoughts on pregnant belly manipulation? (like pushing on or shaking a pregnant belly)

What's something kinky you would love to do to a pregnant belly, outside of the realm of normal pampering or worship?

What's an outfit you'd love to see a pregnant person wear?

For kink purposes, what's your favorite stage of pregnancy?

Favorite view for a belly? (straight on, side profile, POV looking down as though it's yours, ect)

Do you prefer a pregnant person dressed to the nines, or basically in their pajamas?

Describe one of your most self indulgent preg kink fantasies in full.

Do you prefer super active pregnant bellies, or bellies with calmer babies?

Do you prefer smooth and blemishless pregnant bellies, or ones with lots of marks and veins and strain?

Favorite non-belly physical attribute of a pregnant person?

Favorite state for a belly button on a pregnant belly? (innie, outie, flat, ect)

Thoughts on pregnant bellies with a soft layer of chub around them?

Favorite word to describe a pregnant belly?

Do you prefer when a pregnant person is "maxed out" and at the height of their possible growth, or big but still growing, lending to some anticipation for what's to come?

What's your ideal rapid preg growth speed? How long should it ideally take to go from a flat tummy to full term?

Do you prefer a large/overdue singleton, or a batch of multiples?

What what point does "high order multiples" become "hyper preg" to you?

Thoughts on monsterpreg? If you enjoy it, what's your favorite monster to be/see someone pregnant with?

If you enjoy pregnancy encumbering mobility, do you prefer if its due to size, or weight? or both?

Do you think of a pregnancy kink as a more "vanilla" kink, or as one of the weirder ones?

What are some aspects of pregnancy that you enjoy in a kink way that AREN'T the pregnancy itself? (Ex: breeding, labor, birth, lactation, ect)

Have you told anyone you know IRL about your pregnancy kink? If so, who (within reason privacy wise), and how did they take it?

Favorite piece of pregnancy-centric media? (could be for kink purposes or otherwise)

Favorite part of a pregnant belly?

Thoughts on belly piercings on pregnant bellies?

In a kink context, what's an activity you would you like to be doing/see someone doing while pregnant?

At what point does a pregnant belly go from "big" to "huge"?

Do you have any preg kink "guilty pleasures"? What is one, if you have any and are willing to share?

Do you have another kink that you enjoy mixing with pregnancy? If so, what is it?

Do you have any irl stories or anecdotes that relate to your pregnancy kink in way way? Care to share?

In as much detail as possible, what's your IDEAL pregnant belly?

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cumming isnt enough i need to feel the crushing weight of a baby lodged between my hips

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I should be laboring in the passenger seat of someone’s car rn

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Let’s roleplay something off of this picture!

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i can’t wait to have my boyfriend’s babies. i can’t wait to get married and live together and get pregnant as many times as he wants me to. i want to have him catch his child from between my legs after he watches me push them out… i want to be a mother so badly, and i love knowing he’s going to make me one

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“I’m pregnant”, my boyfriend told me as he flaunted his shirtless body on Zoom, “and I’m 6 months along”. I am part of the active military, and I got called to come work a while ago, so I haven’t seen my boyfriend in months, so seeing how his 6 pack was replaced with a big, round belly was a shock to me! I was so happy that I could yell. I replied, “well I hope I can finish here soon and he there for the birth of our baby!”.

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