somekidnamedkai

[somekidnamedkai]

this hopeless romantic of a boy failure

I love him

[somekidnamedkai]

tam song fanclub assemble

[somekidnamedkai]

It's actively SOOO annoying that the Keeper audiobooks are Audible exclusive. I feel like I could get the character voices down so much better if I could listen to them

[somekidnamedkai]

You can’t be serious

I’m so annoyed right now, like wdym Keefe went to the Forbidden Cities and didn’t bring back a gun???

[somekidnamedkai]

"tiergan as sophies dad theory!" "kenric as sophies dad theory!" "elwin as sophies dad thory" SHUT UPPPPPPP SHUT UP GRADY IS HER DAD WHOEVER HER BIO FATHER IS SHELL HATE HIM JUST AS SHE HATES ORALIE THERE WOULD BE NO CUTEE FATHER DAUGHTER DYNAMIC SHE ALREADY HAS A DAD !!!!

[somekidnamedkai]

grady took eda's last name. 100%. this man loves his wife too much and clearly has some family-related trauma. why would he keep his last name.

see this makes double sense because juline taking a talentless's last name is the ultimate fuck you to society.

[somekidnamedkai]

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

[somekidnamedkai]

Guys do we think Sophie has any hobbies? Like I know she probably doesn’t have the time, but if she did, what would she do?

We know Fitz bakes, Keefe draws, Dex makes alchemical stuff/tech, Biana probably doesn’t something with fashion… What would Sophie do? Actually what would the other characters do too? Tam, Linh, Wylie, Maruca, Marella, Jensi?

[somekidnamedkai]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Sophie is a grunge girl, argue with the wall

[somekidnamedkai]

The type of books Audible THINKS I buy on amazon

The books I actually buy on amazon

[somekidnamedkai]

My Fitz fanfic is #1 on the "Fitz Vacker" tag 🥳

[somekidnamedkai]

More KOTLC movie thought but it would be so so sexy to make it in the arcane style 😩 the faces, the noses, the angles

But unfortunately the elves are all the same four shades of Light Honey minus a select few and they’re all supposed to look ‘perfect’ so gag

[somekidnamedkai]

I changed my mind on writing smut. I will no longer do it. I thought I’d be fine, and wrote a few fics, but it just made me uncomfortable as I did it. But I felt like I had to since I said I would.

All my current asks will be deleted. Sorry to those to requested.

[somekidnamedkai]

Hey. Minors following me. Internet safety is key!! NEVER include these in your bio/byf:

Medical diagnoses - this is nobody's business but yours. You don't owe anyone an explanation for why you are the way that you are

Trauma - same reason as above

Triggers - people can use these against you! Don't give people tools to hurt you. No one has to know what tags you block. Just block tags to stay safe!

Age - age is okay for adults to include but is iffy when you're a teen. Predators want this information, don't give people more than they need. Just state that you're a minor, that's all that anyone needs to know.

In general: stay safe. If you're not comfortable with every stranger out there having access to this information, you shouldn't post it on the internet.

Play devil's advocate and ask yourself about what would happen if someone searched for your information with intent to hurt you. You do NOT owe anyone an explanation!

[somekidnamedkai]

May I suggest Drayton's masterlist section say he's taking a nap

I was on a long leave from Tumblr until a few days ago, so I only just now saw this.

And yes. I will absolutely do that. I love it.

[somekidnamedkai]

I see so many people saying how creepy Arvio’s romance quest is because they “weren’t expecting it” and that they were dating/about to marry another character.

… you have to pick a specific line of dialogue in a previous quest to trigger his romance quest.

… you quite literally have to choose a romance dialogue option or else the quest won’t even trigger.

if you guys were about to “date/marry” another NPC and had no interest in Arvio THEN WHY’D YOU PICK THE FUCKING DIALOGUE OPTION THAT’S FLIRTING WITH HIM. IT LITERALLY HAS A HEART NEXT TO IT💀

[somekidnamedkai]

btw i hate when people comment or post abt when fanart isnt entirely accurate to canon. like ok dipshit do u want a prize ?? should i tell everyone that u know the vackers r canonically white and only ancients have pointy ears ?? ur canon knowledge is so impressive omg i couldnt possibly have known that