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"what a lovely field" i think to myself my face turns to horror when i see a sign advertising houses will soon be built there

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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images

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The teleporter was supposed to be instant. To your horror, as the one in charge of marketing, it is not. Now you have to find a way to sell this 'miracle machine' that slowly reassembles people, bones first.

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not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs

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no one ever tells you to appreciate your knees not hurting while you’re there. whoever you are where ever you are in life if your knees don’t hurt right now just know and remember you have about 45 seconds left

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It will be entering the second week since the settler colony attacked Iran, But this is not the time to be complacent. There is still famine in place. Aid is still restricted due to the blockade. Families are surviving intense bombardment and ground invasions in-between. As these survivors narrowly escape death, we are seeing a low engagement with their fundraisers. Donations trickle in little by little. This needs to change We need to step up and do our part. Do not stop talking about Palestine. Keep boycotting, donating, and protesting!

Please consider helping my friend, Suad! She is a computer engineer who has given birth to a baby boy named Khaled. He is a year old, but he suffers from intestinal and respiratory infections. She is caring for her in-laws, as well. Her mother in-law need for knee replacement surgeries!

GFM has also terminated her fundraiser! If you've donated to her before, kindly request a refund and redirect to the new one below! Chuffed is Pro Palestinian, and you can give as little as a dollar!

(Verified: #279) (Donation Match)

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MAYHEM NO

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the roman calendar predates the julian calendar, which predates the gregorian calendar. it's the sort of unexpected food chain they don't teach you about

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what do you mean you’re tagging my post with “shitpost.” that was craftsmanship. van gogh wasn’t doodling. michelangelo didn’t work with playdoh. it’s like calling the lord jesus’s carpentry whittling

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a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful