somerandomblogurl

[somerandomblogurl]

[somerandomblogurl]

[somerandomblogurl]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[somerandomblogurl]

Damn I’m turning superstitious…usually I disregard these 🤷🏾‍♀️

[somerandomblogurl]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[somerandomblogurl]

uquiz never change

[somerandomblogurl]

[somerandomblogurl]

god i love girls and women and also titties, and fruit

[somerandomblogurl]

Velma photoset will be available tomorrow. Stay tuned.

For now enjoy this.

[somerandomblogurl]

me: PLEASE call me out where its due i NEED criticism. i am asking u to criticise me. do not enable my behaviour, ever, i cannot stand the thought of things going unsaid or u talking about me to somebody else honesty is the best policy DEADASS CRITICISE ME i–

person: [well-meaning and genuinely valid criticism]

me, vibrating slightly and three stray tears into a full-scale breakdown: ur… :) RIGHT… :’) and u should say it :“’)

[somerandomblogurl]

you’re possessed by the ghost of a forgetful mother named helen

me: *sitting bolt upright in bed at 4 am* I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE HOT TUB

me: *absolutely does not own a hot tub what the fuck*

[somerandomblogurl]

[somerandomblogurl]

here is every playlist i’ve ever made about being gay

ten hours of songs by women who love women for women who love women

the manic pixie dream girl trope but i’ve subverted it and it’s for lesbians now sorry straight boys

harold, they’re lesbians (swing for gay ladies) 

the soundtrack to the lesbian romcom we haven’t got but should keep rallying for 

the twentygayteen masterlist (every gay song released this year) 

indie pop but it’s like…vaguely gay and makes me think about cute girls 

very gay music from the 70s and 80s 

modern pop songs every self respecting gay should know 

the soundtrack to that lesbian indie movie we haven’t got but should keep rallying for (r u noticing a trend) 

this is all music by women it’s not especially gay but i am so like every playlist i make is gay if i decide i want it to be 

[somerandomblogurl]

[somerandomblogurl]

[somerandomblogurl]

me @ straight people: uhm just because i'm not straight doesn't mean i am attracted to every girl lmao get over yourself smh

girl: hey

me: Sweet mother, I cannot weave slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl

[somerandomblogurl]

some of my favourite haseul outfits