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somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

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don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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i am full of love and also fatigue

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@importantcatpics

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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

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LMFAO