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I just got a reply by someone who apparently namesearches racism (to argue against it existing), sex work (to argue it shouldn't exist), and factorio (to argue for it).

do people just roll dice to pick their three hills to die on?

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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So, This Meme is Stolen

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Mobile tumblr means no shinigami eyes. I reblog a meme, and on desktop a month later... "oh, op is piss yellow. that's... concerning" (my theme of choice is the piss-yellow/pretty-purple one). Sus as the bio was, took a bit of digging to find real, definitive dirt. But when I did it was *baaad.* This isn't a callout post, they aren't worth it. But, with all due disrespect: fucka you, it's mine now lmoa. Remade in my own way to limit findability of the original~

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Its about to be real lucrative to be a snitch. Guard your information. And guard your friends information.

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I do love that, often times, if you're done with someone's shit you can straight up just stop taking it. One of my all time favorite things I learned

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I let the internet choose my author photo for Heavenly Tyrant and this is what ended up in print

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Happy Wednesday for those who celebrate.

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How to make ice cream in Alaska

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Humans lovvvee puzzles. They try to solve and figure out everything. They're Hella curious as well. I mean, if you're reading till here, you just proved how curious humans are to know what is happening next. Maybe aliens would find this trait....confusing.

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Alien: "Ah- Human. What are you doing?"

Human: "Trying to understand why in your planet, water is toxic to you guys by figuring out how your cells are made of and the universal properties of your planet."

Alien: "Ah- so...why do you want to know, again?"

Human: *shrugs* quite a good question...we've been trying to figure that out.

Alien: What!? You want to figure out why you want to figure things out?

Human: Yes?

Alien: And- and how do you plan on doing so?

Human: Some humans before they die, consent to providing their body for scientific research. So using their brains?

Alien: You- you are prepared to cut off another fellow human's brain to simply figure out why you guys want to find out why things work the way they do?

Human: ...yes. and, if any of your alien friends are interested would they be willing to donate-

Alien: *clutchinf their head* not my brain please...I like my brain...

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I think it's important to remember, as a rule of thumb, if you take advantage of a social service, it actually makes it easier for other people who need that service to access it. Most of the time, when these services get cut, it's because politicians will look at usage and say "see, no one is really using this thing, we can afford to trim the budget for food stamps by at least half". Whereas if you decide to step up and use these programs, even if you feel like you "don't really need it", at bare minimum it's another data point advocates can use to say "hey, look, people are using this thing, this is an important service we are providing, do not cut our funding".

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everyone say thank you hideo kojima

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“Peanut” 2001

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the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.