the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
Man the dcfdtl really were baby’s first blorbo for me. Like, I remember staring up at the ceiling when I was twelve, just completely paralyzed with thoughts about them.
knd arctic prison is hell but at least they'll print out a picture of a burger and two photos referencing your past criminal activity to put on your wall
Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.