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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

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Just imagine that it continuously gets better from here

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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

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being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real

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Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

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Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

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my pet lit match and my pet puddle of gas did NOT get along

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There should be a strain of weed called. i love you so much.

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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

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funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead