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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

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Fantastic idea

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Did not expect this kind of evolution

(via)

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THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

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GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

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I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

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i know we're all probably past realizing this but can you believe that science has come to a point where we're coming up with all of these way better and way less harmful alternatives to things like plastic just for them to never be implemented on a large scale and instead be used in small and impractical situations that provide net zero benefit just because the companies that do produce plastic don't want to let go of their stranglehold on the markets.

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Gay🚫irl

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I threw up

what the fuck is this monstrosity

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i don’t know if elephants understand politics but i Highly doubt they would be republicans

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Megfulladok

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail