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well.

they did it.

squid game 2 has toxic old man yaoi.

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I am a proud member of the “Percy trying to fix his own glasses but failing because he’s not wearing said glasses” trutherism gang.

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Never trust Grog

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Vox Machina Plays Mario Kart 

Vex’ahlia is obviously winning. Keyleth is better at this game than she gives herself credit for and isn’t doing half bad. Grog is being a little too aggressive with the turns and keeps crashing into things; and yet somehow, he’s still a place ahead of Scanlan. The game is clearly rigged! 

Vox Machina House Rules: 1). No loud music before 9 AM 2). Butter knives are NOT weapons 3). PLEASE try the doorknob first 4). Whoever breaks the door down, pays for it.

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Listen I adore the Percy resurrection scene as much as anyone (I want that shit tattooed on my chest) but the whole time all I can think is “he doesn’t have his glasses on and that fucker is far sighted, he can’t see anything that is happening in front of him right now” lmao

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so. bad news. vex is unconscious. good news is I love watching percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo inhabit taliesin

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The Legend of Vox Machina is a deeply philosophical show that asks important questions such as: “what if the Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov had a gun?”

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Need everyone that watches tlovm to know that in the campaign they spend a good third of an episode having a “cannonball” contest in Scanlan’s mansion. Spells are used. Explosives are set off. Grog is judging and Percy wins because he’s the only one that draws blood.

Thank you for your time

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I think we need more content with Percy being sleepy. Like, I know coffee does wonders and boy does he drink a lot of it, but at some point he’s got to sleep, and for the amount of sleep he’s not getting, he has to have his moments and I want to see them.

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@executivegoth more critical role fanart! Freaking Percy’s gloves of missile snaring. Such a cool moment :)

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i’ve seen too many people only headcanon buck as being autistic when bobby — who has the most autistic gaze i have ever seen in my life — is right there, hyperfocusing on the right amount of cocoa powder to add to his recipe

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Do you guys every think about how good Homelander would be at Search & Rescue?

Someone goes missing in the woods or on a mountain.

Give him a piece of their clothing he has their scent. He can probably track them better than a dog.

He can look from the air.

He can fly into places helicopter can’t reach.

He can x-ray through the trees to find people.

He can hear calls for help.

I just think about this sometimes.

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you guys don’t even know half of the disgusting mind boggling thoughts i have about this man. it’s unhealthy

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bobby's list <3

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my s8 bingo 👹

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thinking about that guy that goes to to famous people and sings for them on tiktok and how if he was in the boys universe there would definitely be a video of him singing to homelander as he awkwardly stands there staring

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