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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

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Scream this is iconic….

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Its me, your feral godmother

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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kink-shaming is the worst y'all 😭💀 #radical feminism please die

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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public service announcement

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queen of the world to me

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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works