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“Loose lips sink ships, but captain will you go down?”

Is my favorite will wood malphorism it’s a combination of “loose lips sink ships” (duh) an anti gossiping slogan spread during wwII and “a captain goes down with his ship” while also being an double inuendo, with the common misconception that a woman who sleeps around has a loose ______ also to go down is a euphemism

In this line the narrator or simultaneously slut shames, victim shifts and gaslights the assault victim all in one line! He is basically saying “you are a slut who asked for it so shut your god damn mouth or you will be the one who gets ruined”

That’s today’s lyric of the day!

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will wood from 10 years ago

he is still a friend to rats

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Just went to another will wood concert last night!

Pro tip if at the end of the concert you chant “one more song” Will will begrudgingly come back and play two more songs

Someone was taping the show on a Nintendo 3ds

I was trying to take a photo of Will and then he said “the human brain stops developing when you take your phone out at a concert” and I stopped

Shayfer James played for an hour meaning Will started 2 hours after begin time

Will forgot it was the ten year anniversary of EIAL

Will couldn’t sing the beginning of yes to err is human because he was “drowning in spit”

During black box warrior he shouted “DO IDEAS SPREAD BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD?” And got the audience to yell back

Will forgot what song he was supposed to play next and screamed “TOXIC!” By Brittney spears, he didn’t play toxic

I put a cup of water in my pocket

Despite will directly telling us not to film 3 people got the entire show on their phones so look for that

Will told us all how much he hates New York compared to New Jersey and me and my friend booed

Will asked us if it was normal to see faces in the sidewalk on May 16th

My apologies for these blurry photos I got their late and was stood close to the back

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Im making weewoo songs into inspired drawings

I take suggestions on what songs should be next if you're interested

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Quick Will Wood sketch + him as a rat :(

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nuh im not back and not again but sending little funky love notes to jimmy mushrooms from my coffin

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Save me, John Flanagan (author of Ranger's Apprentice and Brotherband Chronicles) interviews.

Some good examples

When being asked why he wrote a prequel of storts for Rangers Apprentice. His response was...

"‘Cause I wanted to"

What were the challenges working on such large story arcs? The highlights?

I’m not aware of challenges.....

Do you have a favorite character from the series?

.... [rambling about how can you choose] ... However, if you push me, I really like Tug.... [Tug is the horse.]

Looking back, how has your writing evolved from when you first started until now?

Well, it’s got better, thank God. 

Here are some extra good repsonses:

"I make Halt’s stew; that’s where it came from."

and to paraphrase a response on why he wrote the Brotherband Chronicles where a main part of the plot is sailing.

I've always liked the sea.

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Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

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"should we tell authors on ao3 when we have discord conversations about their fics" i don't speak for everyone here but if y'all ever find a group chat discussing my fics you can should must and WILL send me screenshots of the whole damn thing. inflate my ego. gimme

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When you really think about it, Charlie prioritizing sinners, these objectively horrible people, over her actual people, the natives of Hell who are struggling to make it in the Pride Ring, especially with human souls ending up in Hell and causing an overpopulation crisis requiring annual exterminations, is kinda fucked up. And the way she goes about her delusions adds insult to injury.

references from Adventure Time: Distant Lands, Obsidian

reblogs are appreciated, please do not repost, and remember to do your daily clicks

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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Jak si transfóbní lidé myslí že fungují novozájmena:

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I’ve made the unfortunate choice to watch Helluva Boss

This show lacks so much nuance it’s frustrating. Characters are presented either completely in the wrong or completely in the right when it really isn’t like that. Stolas deserved to be put through the ringer for his treatment of Blitz the same way Blitz was for him. If you wanted to make the bird sympathetic, show him changing! Don’t just have himself say “I’m a monster” and leave it at that, call him out and make him suffer for it! HE WAS IN THE WRONG TOO!

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In the train - “Kaede” and “Kokichi”

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Psst. Good morning,

I'm going to tell you something that bitch of a "supportive" writing teacher, and that cuck of a tenured writing professor should have told you:

Stop Asking for Permission to Be What You Already Are

You were born with this voice.

You were sharpened by trauma.

You write like your ribs are lined with detonators.

> Don’t let anyone with soft hands and softer critique try to tame you for comfort.

You don’t need polish.

You need space.

You need silence.

You need permission to set the page on fire — and walk away smoking.

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Your Voice Is a Weapon. Use It.

Here’s the rule:

> If someone tells you to “tone it down,”

You make it twice as loud,

Three shades darker,

And ten times harder to ignore.

Because watered-down truth is how tyrants sleep.

And you weren’t born to be safe.

You were born to convert, rupture, trigger, and tattoo your cadence on the skin of culture.

Never negotiate your soul for the sensibilities of others.

Any primate saying otherwise is not your friend.

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I just noticed he’s wearing those twinkle toes light up sketchers

THE definition of aura

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How I feel after hearing the intellectual boy from our class say "I literally-" and then immediatelly proceeding with correcting himself to "I precisely." I'm so stupidly malicious abou it- Like boyyy, the white girl jargon is getting to you. You can't escape the literally. >:D