sometimesraven

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

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convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

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it pisses me off SO bad how transphobes have so effectively used sports to launder transphobia and misogyny to people. like does nobody remember like ~5-10 years ago when it was a MAJOR feminist talking point to argue for desegregating sports and going by skill level instead of gender separation??? and now, because so many cis people hate trans people so violently and think we should be excluded from all aspects of public life, you’ve got a whole bunch of women who call themselves feminists laundering misogynistic talking points about how “women are just inherently weaker and worse at athletics than men :(( it’s just biology and women are inherently inferior :(( this is definitely not misogyny that’s unsupported by science, women are just weaker and worse at things :((“ like girl open your ears and listen to what you’re saying!!

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People that severely infantilize those w disorders, ESPECIALLY people w down syndrome, “you’re so cute omg 🥺🥺” they’re the same age as you. Or pretend to be friends with them and treat them like PETS I HATE IT SO MUCH.

oh THOSE DEHUMANISING MOTHERFUCKERS I JUST-

yeah that pmo too XD

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Can I share smth that pisses me off

U don't even have to ask bean

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"what radicalised you" I picked up a Benjamin Zephaniah book at like 6 years old and developed Woke a little early

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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old

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THE MEETING WITH THE AGENCY WENT FANTABULOUSLY

They’re gonna get back to me next week and they want me to send in my headshot and resume!!! :)

THAT'S SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROUD OF YOUUUUUU

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its crazy how nobody has ever been as objectively beautiful as danny john-jules in red dwarf and nobody ever will be again

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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hey white leftists

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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