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my favorite thing about sarcean is that he ain't even a "omg do u think he liiiiikes me 🥺" ass bitch. he's a "i know that man desires me carnally and i'm gonna make him forsake his vows and betray his kingdom just to get some of this dick" ass bitch and it WORKS

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after opening the piping hot butter chicken dish and getting a fat whiff of thos spices everything goes blurry. came to surrounded by empty, curry-stained containers and naan crumbs. the culprit. is still at large

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hope nothing on this list is in my house lol

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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters

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They wouldn't let us see it but while they were zombies Troy and Abed spent a while just biting each other back and forth. They wouldn't let us see it because they don't understand love.

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They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring

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at this point my emoji reactions are more of a sign of my reading comprehension than anything else.

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i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

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how it feels when the terrible people in the terrible people show love each other and are nice to each other

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goodreads commenters will have the most heinous insults at the ready for a 3 star review

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It’s funny that songs from the 1930s-1950s get registered as creepy because they’re old. Do you think horror movies made in 2095 will set their credits to Closer by the Chainsmokers

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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing