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People under appreciate Starbucks workers.
When I need caffeine, I need caffeine.
They should not only be paid fair wage, but tip on top of that wage.
Because as I have said
They are essential
Replacing these people’s fair wage with top is not supported though. They need both.
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They’re not supposed to be on the bed without a comforter.
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Have you ever taken more medication than you were supposed to?
No, I took less than I was supposed to.
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It’s never smart to go up to a woman who is far too attractive to be single but is alone.
She’s probably taken in a metaphorical way, and he’s probably awful.
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Most people have very extreme fears of p*
But I personally find them to be highly extort-able objects with no concept of what a past life is..
Lord forgive me.
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When my dogs know they’re not supposed to be in this room
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People will be making fun of my dogs for their dos
They’re hairdos
But they’re honestly the type of guy to se*ually attack multiple men in prison
So they only stare in response to these comments like
“This is offensive”
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Lots of people are going to have very little to say once those drug testing requirements are put in place..
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Quotas have valid economic backings and purposes
There are economic reasons for quotas
“But these woman would just be working for me, sucking my diq for $5 an hour!”
I don’t say this often
But go ahead and throw urself off a bridge
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It shows a clear message to future politicians that if you’re out here with not valid documents
Illegally fuqing with quotas and such
Nobody will be out here respecting ur bs
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Maybe
Idk
Install some drug testing requirements for the head of state
Possibly
Eh?
Nurses do it. Drivers do it. Judges do it. THE head of state would never. What if Al Capone tried to run, and couldn’t.
That’d be literally so sad. Eh?
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Placing illegal immigrants in 5 star hotels
So y’all can r**e their children there
Y’all be some fuqed up fuqs
And to think that you make millions, but still want the government to pay for all this a PATHETIC
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