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Never been invited to a wedding, but I've been to a quite a few funerals.

I know there's poetry there somewhere, but I'm still processing how many caskets I've seen in my life.

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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Me and my therapist picking at our fingernails during our sessions

✨️✨️✨️TWINSIES✨️✨️✨️

I'm getting close to winning I can feel it

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Some locations and structures to include in your forest

Abandoned shrine

Alchemist’s lab

Ancient ruins

Army encampment

Battlefield memorial

Boathouse

Bridge, log

Bridge, stone arch

Bridge, suspension

Bridge, wooden beam

Causeway

Cablin

Cable car station

Cairns- grave markers

Cairns- trail marker

Cave system

Caved-in tunnel

Cemetery

Clearing

Campsite

Castle (robber baron or otherwise)

Collapsed building

Dam

Dirt track

Ditch, defensive

Ditch, henge monument

Dock

Dragon’s lair

Elven settlement

Fairy ring

Farm

Ferry landing

Ford

Fort, earthen

Fort, stone

Fort, wooden

Game trail

Ghost town

Guardhouse

Haunted ruins

Hermit’s hut

Hollow hill

Hunting lodge

Hunter’s hide

Inn

Logging camp

Manor house

Mine

Monastery

Outlaw’s hideout

Overgrown ruins

Potholes

Paved road

Portal

Quarry

Railroad

Rail station

Raised platform

Roadside grave

Sacred grove

Sawmill

Sky burial platform

Signpost

Stone circle

Summoning ring

Switchback

Temple

Tollbooth

Treehouse

Troll cave

Tunnel entrance

Turnpike

Village

Waterwheel

Watchtower, stone

Watchtower, wooden

Witches’ cottage

Wizard’s tower

Zip line

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The trees are just about ready to start screaming

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Tumblr Code.

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website

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If anyone needs an ornamental hermit on their land. I am up for hire.

I'm good going no contact with society for weeks and months on end.

I won't speak to the staff or anyone.

love nature

no problem with being a cryptid-like figure to bring mystery to your reputation.

Will need daily meals. A cabin deep in the woods, preferably made of stone and covered in moss. As well as a toilet.

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that fucking chrome dinosaur

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So cletus the cowboy, who lives under a creek. Sneaks onto this lady's land and INSIDE her house sometimes. And they become friends. And everyone's all "how cute" "yall should be a couple" "give us updates!"

BUT IF I DO IT, it's ✨️trespassing✨️, it's ✨️creepy✨️, I'm doing something ✨️illegal✨️

😒

Why can't you just let me find some friends.🥲

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Old people should get tramp stamps.

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I am booping people in their ask boxes. Just because the button is gone doesn’t mean that tumblr’s other buttons are gone. Treat tumblr like tumblr.

Reblog if you encourage booping in your ask box.

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