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Natalia Dyer at Kate Spade Presentation at New York Fashion Week

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Oh my god, that’s too intense. I definitely don’t envy you. I hope you adjusted alright.

From the middle of Switzerland’s winter right into the middle of Australia’s summer. My body had no idea what’s hit it, poor thing. Oh, the things we do for our craft.

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All this chocolate has been a nightmare for my body. Now I’ve got to revisit all the looks I’ve been styled for and make sure I can still fit into them. Still, no regrets about it. Swiss chocolate is incomparable.

You know being here really has me considering me buying myself a smaller version of this place, it’s been a perfect escape before my life gets’ crazy again and I’m so not ready to leave. I really don’t want to leave the food here behind but I’m sure my waist line does. 

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iMessage → kj 💯 nat

KJ: It could happen! We just have to see what we could do, and if both of our shows/networks would allow it. But not hotter than Ray Fisher, right? I mean he's the ultimate Cyborg. Literally.

KJ: I wish I could say the same, but I would kill for some beach time right about now. Other than hanging out with Gigi last night, I've pretty much just been lazy most of the trip. It's been nice to not have to do anything after working so much.

Nat: Fingers and toes crossed and double crossed! No one could be hotter than Ray Fisher but first is the worst, second is the best, no? And third is the one with the hairy hairy chest?

Nat: Well you're in Canada most of the time, right? So I understand the want for a beach. You hung out with Gigi last night?! My best friend?!? Lucky boy! She's amazing. How's filming going though? You must be having lots of fun even in the cold though, right?

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⌜sms. princess natty.⌝ 👑

dacre: i think that might be a factor, but i miss you terribly when you aren't around, and you haven't been around in a really long time and it just kind of sucks not having you there? i even contemplated going back home, like my dependency on you is on another level at this point. i'll buy them for as long as i can, princess. i'll use my charm to get you discounted tampons. i showed sadie a picture of her and she said we should name her sadie lmao.

nat: oh my god, that breaks my heart but also makes me feel good? in some fucked up way? lol it's nice to be wanted, i guess. at least it's a mutual two-way street between us. and now we'll have a baby girl with a bunch of spots to make us never want to leave the house. oh my god, sadie is a precious name too but won't the other kids get jealous? her name will have to be sadienomilfinngatleb and that just doesn't roll off the tongue at all lmao

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@dcreisms

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iMessage → kj 💯 nat

KJ: Well, feel free to come visit us and we'll do some convincing and get them to write you a role. That's what I'm saying. I'm totally not human.

KJ: How are you enjoying the trip?

Nat: Oh my god stop it, I would die. Well if you're a robot or cyborg type of thing, you're way hotter than Sophia the Robot so good for you.

Nat: It's great! Being in the snow is a nice change from LA. Just did a lot of skiing and shopping and exploring. How about you?

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⌜sms. princess natty.⌝ 👑

dacre: we really are good at it. i was worried at first and i thought we'd be at each others throats a lot, but it's been such a peaceful and joyful experience, like damn this was such a good idea. i don't really mind it tho? plus, i think the cashier at target likes to flirt with me. she always gives me discounts on tampons. we gotta figure out what her name is gonna be, and as soon as we land we gotta go buy her stuff.

nat: i think it helps that we're both so busy and gone a lot? because then our reunions are so much sweeter haha even though i miss you when you're gone. the fuck?! discounts on tampons?!? i never get discounts! now you have to buy them for me forever. sorry. oh yessss names, names. something so adorable like poppy. or dashel? dash the Dalmatian? omg. other ideas?

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imsg: gigi 🎀 nat

Gigi: That sounds perfect, let's do it please. I need some girl time.

Nat: I need me some swiss chocolate and maybe a new coat. Why not take advantage of shopping with the fashion icon that is my best friend?

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⌜sms. princess natty.⌝ 👑

dacre: you are absolutely right, princess. i don't think i could get any better roommate than you. i take it a did a good job at picking one out then? she was the runt of the litter, so you know, she automatically felt like the right one.

nat: aww, will. we're good at cohabitation, aren't we? i'm just lucky you're so willing to go on my tampon and ice cream runs every so often. i'm sobbing. it's 5am in switzerland and i'm ugly sobbing at that photo. i feel a tad unstable right now. goddam jetlag.

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⌜sms. princess natty.⌝ 👑

dacre: alright good. i feel like it would be too hard to replace you at this point. (: of course i'm for real. all you gotta do is give her a name. she will be ready when we get home. [ https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/97b662372d35a5a874d1798369c9b2cf/5B203C53/t51.2885-15/e35/26228808_530027304047408_7993906990898216960_n.jpg ]

nat: any other roommate would pale in comparison, just fyi :) SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL RN?!??!

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imsg: gigi 🎀 nat

Gigi: It's been HEAVENLY. What have you been up to?

Nat: Just laying low. Relaxing. Do you want to go shopping tomorrow morning before hitting the slopes?

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Oh heeyyy. Bump that Khaled all up in this joint, fam.

Natalia.

In the words of DJ Khaled; anotha one.

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Congratulations, Melissa! That’s such incredible news! I’m sure you and Chris will be the best parents ever!

Well, this trip definitely has already had its ups and downs and it’s only the third day, I don’t know about the drama if there is any, but I was stuck in my room, thinking that I was getting sick when something better came out of it instead, I mean, all day sickness because it’s definitely not just morning, isn’t fun and all that, but the fact that Chris and I are going to be joining in on the being parents journey is beyond incredible, I am so excited and I’m so lucky to have Chris with me every step of the way to this new journey of becoming parents! 

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imsg: gigi 🎀 nat

Gigi: I'm planning on doing nothing but spa-ing and skiing, did I tell you that already?

Nat: You did not but jesus chirst that sounds like heaven. The spa-ing part, especially.

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⌜sms. princess natty.⌝ 👑

dacre: sounds like you have been on quite an adventure then. at least you are having fun and that is all that matters. should i start looking for a new roomie or will i get you back after the trip?? (: it's not our tree carving but it is a puppy. i found a pretty cute one that's almost ready to leave his mum and he's ours if we want him.

nat: fuck no, my dude. i'm not going anywhere. your ass is stuck with me. PUPPY. PUPPY. ARE YOU FOR REAL RN? YOU AREN'T FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT?

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iMessage → kj 💯 nat

KJ: Rub it in why don't you. My cast is pretty awesome too though, we just don't have kids. I'm basically the kid of our cast. Are you sure I'm real? I could be fake and entirely made of metal.

KJ: It's totally forgotten, completely hahaa.

Nat: You /are/ the kids, which is awesome. I've always lowkey dreamed about being in a teen drama like One Tree Hill or some shit. You're living my dream, KJ. Oh, well, now that you say it, there's something about your eyes that just scream robot. Yikes.