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OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared
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little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes
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He is so babygirl
#banana fish#ash lynx#his gun is sooooo pink#I’ll be real I think my favorite part of this piece is the orchids#the statue of library was fun to draw too#mainly just used this as an excuse to play with color#can you tell I have a newfound love for the add blend mode
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Beautiful woman just liked one of my posts I was like this is it this is the moment where I stop being a weirdo who posts their thoughts into the void and instead start to become a funny internet person sex icon but it was just a porn bot :(
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I have this ongoing note in my phone where I write down all the thoughts I have when I’m high that I am too embarrassed to text my friends and tell them out of nowhere and here’s some of the highlights









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When I jail broke my 3ds I think I might’ve screwed something up, not bc I bricked my system or anything, but my volume slider doesn’t work anymore and instead when I adjust the 3d slider it adjusts the volume??? So I either get sound or 3d but I can’t have both
#tbh I think the volume slider was already broken to begin with#this 3ds is super old tho like I wouldn’t be surprised I’ve had this baby since launch#the game card reader doesn’t even work anymore that’s the main reason I jailbroke it bc otherwise it’s a glorified paperweight#still super weird tho that the 3d slider messes with my volume
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Got really high the other night and convinced myself I look like gigi hadid and now I have a weird one sided beef with her bc why does she look like me but boring we don’t even look that much alike but in my brain we’re like twins
#I see any other person with my hair color and go uhhh twins#I’m her but if she didn’t get plastic surgery and just looked like that naturally#I think I’m just obsessed with myself and that’s why I’m convinced I look like the most famous model in the world
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At Cheesecake Factory and I’m like damn drake was right this is the place for families who drive Camrys
#also the butter they give out with the table bread is so good??#I don’t like the bread like that but I’m eating it bc I can’t just eat straight up butter in public#that makes it sound like I eat straight butter in private#i don’t eat just butter#wish I could tho
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I am feeling a normal emotion! (I just spend a half an hour crying bc I lost my animal crossing new leaf cartridge that I’ve had since launch)
#like yeah it’s a game but I spent hours playing it#like idk it feels like loosing what’s left of my childhood in a way#rest in peace sparglez with the mayor EpiX LMAOOO#I’m so sad like actually that save was my favorite of every town I’ve ever played#acnl#acnl community#animal crossing
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ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time
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Chewing on the skin of my lip like I’m a starving child and it’s a four course meal at a 3 star michelin restaurant
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