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the saying you cant miss what you never had is so insane to me.... like um actually i am always missing what i never had. theres so much missing... i miss everything
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Oliver for Principle Magazine.
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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I love very specific cakes
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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)
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when slimegirls are excited they also say "LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO!", which looks the same in writing but isn't
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being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together
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