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[song-de-lune]

Ok, it's better if it's an accident. But how do you... accidentally build an orphan grinder?

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

Ok that's. Not.

That was supposed to be like. An exaggerated example.

That's not good. Grinding orphans is like. Almost always a morally negative action.

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

That sucks.

The most notable liches are always the ones who build an orphan grinder or something so you typically get a worse reputation as a populous because of it.

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

Hmm...

Well I honestly don't know where to go from here. From what I know heretic minions don't typically come with flesh trees.

At the Flesh Tree

[Which, for the record, really is a giant tree made out of withered, wizened flesh. Dermis stands at the bottom of it, arms akimbo.] @song-de-lune

[song-de-lune]

You guys really liked my last poll so

[song-de-lune]

Interesting.

[She touches a leaf. How warm is it?]

At the Flesh Tree

[Which, for the record, really is a giant tree made out of withered, wizened flesh. Dermis stands at the bottom of it, arms akimbo.] @song-de-lune

[song-de-lune]

Hmm...

(pale red or blood red?)

...

Well uh. How... alive is it?

At the Flesh Tree

[Which, for the record, really is a giant tree made out of withered, wizened flesh. Dermis stands at the bottom of it, arms akimbo.] @song-de-lune

[song-de-lune]

(i build the arm after this. thats why i said "so you dont have to wait", not "so we dont have to wait". i still have to make it later.)

I'm already highly wanted by all gods, on account of being a living tear in reality. A little bending of the rules doesn't add anything to that. Downside is I can't cast magic directly and am highly susceptible to magic attacks but I didn't choose to be like this in the first place so oh well.

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

I rubberband through time. Sometimes I skip forward and back for a moment, unwillingly. And sometimes I do it on purpose. I only skip for a moment though. For a few seconds. But I can still skip forward, grab the arm from my future self, and skip back, so you don't have to wait for me to make it. Neat huh?

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

Alright. Hold on.

[She disappears for a while, returning with an umbrella.]

Ok, where is it?

At the Flesh Tree

[Which, for the record, really is a giant tree made out of withered, wizened flesh. Dermis stands at the bottom of it, arms akimbo.] @song-de-lune

[song-de-lune]

Yeah alright.

[She gets to work on the ar-

{ @>}(2H);

{<@ }(2H);

Ok. I'm gonna need to attach a port to you so the arm can attach but otherwise it should just snap on.

[Huh? She's holding the arm. The arm that she hasn't made yet.]

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

Sure.

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

Ah alright. Are you ok with having a metal gauntlet screwed to your withered skeletal hand?

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

WE ROLEPLAY AS WEIRD WIZARD OCS WITH WEIRD LORE!!!

my dudes pls tell me what in the fuck wizard tumblr is

is it like the witchcraft community?

is it a space for DnD wizard rp mains?

is it an alterhuman community?

pls i need to know im so intrigued 😭

[song-de-lune]

Ok yeah those are Nar'siean runes for sure. My guess is you were some joint effort summon of a flesh heretic and some Nar'sie followers, but ultimately ended up discarded, for what reason I don't know.

[She's accumulated 7 buckets of your gloop from the floor.]

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

I'm hopelessly interwoven with the tapestry of time, I can time travel. How would you feel if I inscribed your past self so that you always had the warding?

HELLO WIZARD ISLAND RESIDENTS

I am Vin. I do not technically count as a wizard, as I, through an UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, am rendered INCAPABLE OF MAGIC through risk of INSTANT DEATH. This same ailment makes me very susceptible to MAGICAL ATTACKS, so my strategy is just DON'T GET HIT. I can, however, WARP REALITY TO MY WILL (to an extent). I also have a few MECHANICAL ENHANCEMENTS that let me indirectly cast magic through runes and enchantments, but these have to be prepared ahead of time, and have limited uses. I've been around for a bit, but I have noticed a disturbing lack of clients, so I'm making an announcement.

MAGICAL MEDICAL PROCEDURES ARE OPEN

I am highly expert in Wizard Anatomy, and can learn the anatomy of the unique species of the denizens of the island very quickly by Folding Time Like A Bedsheet via Quantum Suplex so that I've already performed this surgery hundreds of times.

You can pay me in 2 ways, actual money (lame, boring), or letting me mechanically enhance your body to make you far more powerful (fun, you should be paying me to give you enhancements like this). Of course, it's all up to the client.

Healing magic can't do everything, so that's why I'm here.

[song-de-lune]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?