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I need Sallie Mae to show up for Millie’s baby shower excited to introduce her new girlfriend only for it to turn out to be Barbie

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Incorrect Vox Machina #84 Keyleth: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Keyleth: Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Keyleth: Fire hockey needs to be a thing. Uvenda: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing. Keyleth: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

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why is landlord white even a thing. why must apartments become Boring as Hell between occupants. i have never gotten the keys to a place and thought "oh thank goodness the walls are all a dingy off-white! I'm terribly allergic to colors." the big complex I was in a while back had a demonstration unit with beautiful blue walls ... and then your lease says "NO PAINTING, CHUMP" and of course you can paint it back at the end but you're also a little worried about the property manager who's so anal about appearances she emailed you to get rid of the dead houseplant on your third floor balcony because it was unsightly. What are you doing inspecting my plant health with binoculars, Ginger? Haven't you got better things to do? anyway I used to work at a hardware store and I would be mixing paint for people pretty often and yes, Benjamin Moore White Dove in Eggshell is the default, OC-17, start with the gallon base for whites and off-whites, mentally beam MAKE BETTER AND COOLER CHOICES into the customer's mind, three taps with the mallet to close the gallon, ring em up at the back register. I don't think they should let you buy White Dove in Eggshell. I think you should have to submit a 1200-word essay justifying your choices before they let you buy White Dove. Or duel the cashier in Magic the Gathering or maybe Pokemon. Or maybe you can't buy only White Dove alone. You need at least a quart of another color alongside it. Like how some places need to serve food to keep their liquor license. I've decided that White Dove prohibition will be the platform on which I run for mayor of [redacted]. I'm a single-issue candidate. We'll be adding "Walls have White Dove" to the list of tenant move-in inspections that the rent board does alongside "Heat doesn't work" or "Carbon monoxide detector missing". I refuse to believe that anyone could actually enjoy the look of every single wall being "white paint that the landlord half-assed the color match on and only painted half the room with in a sliiiightly different gloss finish than the rest of the room." Vote for me today to deal with this urgently pressing issue overshadowing our whole society. anonymusbosch for mayor: I'll Come To Your Apartment And Paint It Some Non-Dogshit Color. For You.

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i needed to draw something as a warm up and as i opened my pinterest, the front page told me to draw lesbians, so i did

the sketch as a bonus bc i might like it better than with the flats

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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Couldnt help but notice the random figure introduced last episode has a room to themselves now...

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The names of the episodes getting less enthusiastic is so funny to me cause you can feel Caine giving up

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"Kinger can manipulate the circus." "Kinger's more powerful than they realize." "Kinger's their key out of here."

Guys

Guys

Ragatha manipulated the circus too. When she pulled that gun gag. It shouldn't have happened, but it did. Because she wanted it to.

me thinks their entrapment in the circus may be a case of learned helplessness.

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Getting back into Critical Role since the animated shows are getting new seasons soon and I've been watching clips from the more recent campaign and I still find it so funny that, unless I missed something, even with her heavy involvement with the end of campaign three, to this very day the only person who has ever managed to kill Keyleth is Keyleth.

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my life lately

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"It's a dog!"

"Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared."

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Guys do you think she’s excited

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excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most well-known and beloved heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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they are best friends

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