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Cerberus Confirmed

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is this fury road

18 wheeler: I'm gonna move to your lane. Me: No I'm right next to you. 18 wheeler: Yes. Me: Let me pass you first. 18 wheeler: I have to move over now. Me: Wait. 18 wheeler: Here I come.

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*looks at activity chart*

*arctic monkeys plays aggressively*

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free him

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after you slay the haters

Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.

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Dear bisexual people:

Some people say y’all don’t exist.

But people think plenty of things don’t exist. Bigfoot, the Illuminati, unicorns.

That puts you in pretty impressive company. Like, mythic. So I guess what I’m saying is...

What secrets are you hiding?!??

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I had the sound off and ‘mmm whatcha say’ played in my head instead.

by Wahlid Mohammad

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Me: i want to sleep for like 30 hours

Friend: you know that's a coma right

Me:

Me: god that sounds so refreshing i could totally go for a light coma right now

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He lived long. He prospered.

Bon voyage, Mr. Spock. Thank you, Mr. Nimoy.

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team "I don't remember which day I wore this, so it's clean again"

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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...weeping

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady? Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body. 6-year old: How did that happen? Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important. 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman* 6-year old: Hey! Miss! Lady: ...yes? 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt! Lady: Thank you! *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles* I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

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My university actually did this during finals. They would bring in anywhere from 6 to 12 dogs and cats that have been certified as therapy animals and just let students play with them. It was literally the highest-rated event that the faculty sponsored.

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we're just collections of atoms floating on a giant ball of rock circling a burning star in a sea of quadrillions of other stars and all I want right now is a burrito

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this is beautiful

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I'm from the south

so what you call 'comfort food'

i just call 'food'

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pretty sure I already saw this in Interstellar

Panorama taken while rolling down a hill x