"i could fix him" i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half
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I draw the line at manual labor.
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In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil
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bro if you cheat at mario kart again we’re gonna have to kick you out of the polycule
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fuck you (confession of love)
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meng yao doesn’t have shoulder angel vs shoulder devil he has trauma vs horny I MEAN uhhhh head vs heart
as @guqin-and-flute so accurately put it:
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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts
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someone brought me a gift this morning
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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom
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Meng Yao
striving // stained // weighed down
(sparks amidst snow)
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“How did you change into this look? - Really? Have I changed?”
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i have a fic rec for everyone who has interacted with this post and that rec is i will be chasing a starlight, which is a wip (on ch 1 of 3) and is So Good; here is a spoiler of the pain ch 1 holds:
(spoiler alert they’re both idiots)
Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji is just Kirk/Spock but in Ancient Fantasy China. Send Tweet.
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