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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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Tourists are fucking up the Giants Causeway in Ireland by wedging coins between the rocks which are then eroding and staining everything and in some cases causing the rocks to crack. For any Americans on here planning to visit Ireland: There is a mystical and ancient Irish tradition says that when you visit any of our places of natural beauty you should speak at a normal volume, leave no trace you were there and fuck off home. Tell your friends and family.
Stop ruining fucking everything.
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Me hearing 'Your Idol' for the first time: hm, this reminds me of EXO's MAMA and Obsession and maybe Monster
That one forbes article: so 'Your Idol' was inspired by EXO's MAMA and Obsession
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The thing you gotta understand about Mr. Terrific in the new Superman movie is that he is always the smartest man in the room.
And he HATES it.
It's not that he hates being smart, he just hates how he can never quite predict how dumb everyone else is.
Just when he thinks he knows how low Guy's IQ is: "we are both of the cloth"
No, Lois, we can't repel down there, WHERE WOULD WE GET THE EQUIPMENT?
DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCLES AND SPHERES?!??!?
WHY WOULD YOU BRING YOUR DOG TO THIS TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY?
And then, when there's someone who actually is intelligent, it's like the intelligence only increases their capacity for dumbassery
Lex, you're supposed to be a super genius so whY WOULD YOU BUILD A GOD DAMN POCKET DIMENSION?!?!!?!
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Sabine Wren | illustrated by Karen S. Darboe & Jesus Aburtov
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#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.
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Cassian marries Lando
And for maximum hilarity, they become Lando Andor and Cassian Calrissian.
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I cannot say with any certainty that I would not sell a kidney to have Skywalkers apart be canon
how about i draw you some sw apart art and you keep your internal organs in their homes <3
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Do you think Luke knew he was descended from slaves? Do you think he even knew about his grandmother Shmi at all?
i think it would've been pretty hard to avoid/hide, especially given shmi's grave being at the farm. the more fun question is does leia know
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Tony doing some maintenance on Bucky’s arm while he takes a much needed nap <3
(unfinished piece that isnt cooperating so imma just give it to yall as is😭)
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