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You know them anxious ones? Yeah just edge and fuck them til their mind shuts off.
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What if. I blindfolded you. But in an explicitly non-dom sort of way.
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We should go to Spirit Halloween together [flirtatious]
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Cute girl called me handsome. Gonna go die.
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Cis boys: 💚
Cis girls: 💚
TRANS boys: 💚💚💚
TRANS girls: 💚💚💚
ENBIES: 💚💚💚
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Anyways werewolves are the intersection between being a monsterfucker, a furry, and being vanilla
#not referring to the 'straight up just a wolf now' flavour to be clear#especially not the kind that loses its human consciousness
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Realized my more recent stuff is more negative and less funny oops gotta bring the brand back to normal
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*bangs my head on the wall repeatedly* horny begone horny begone horny be-
#NOT TO GET INTO TOO MUCH DETAIL BUT NOW IS REALLY NOT THE TIME#NOT WHEN I'M RECOVERING FROM FUCKING SURGERY#NOT A CONVENIENT TIME#NOT THAT IT'S EVER A CONVENIENT TIME BUT NOW ESPECIALLY IS NOT#LIKE BRO MY ARM MOVEMENT IS LIMITED AND MY CHEST HURTS
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One day I will have a strap and it'll be over for you fuckers
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Literally otherwise what is the point. Buy me a strap instead
Waiting for the day science can give me a dick that lets me nut in a boy
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Waiting for the day science can give me a dick that lets me nut in a boy
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It's too late for this now I'm officially Titless
I don't mean this in a horny way (seriously it doesn't do anything for me tjdkfnnd) but does anyone wanna squeeze my tiddies before they're lobbed off. Maybe make a car honk noise while you do? I think it'd be funny.
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I don't mean this in a horny way (seriously it doesn't do anything for me tjdkfnnd) but does anyone wanna squeeze my tiddies before they're lobbed off. Maybe make a car honk noise while you do? I think it'd be funny.
#this is for trans ppl only unless you're an explicitly trusted cis friend#like yes this is hilarious but it's also my most dysphoria inducing body part
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