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A view inside the venue for the 2025 Met Gala

Photos by Cindy Ord

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2025 Met Gala, Superfine: Tailoring Black Style | Details.

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*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

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I literally cant fucking breathe 

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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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fucking. what?

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(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha

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i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon