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afaik one of the possible symptoms of prion disease is uncontrollable laughter
prion disease is contracted by eating nerve tissue
therefore: hordes of continuously laughing zombies.
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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖
#build god then we’ll talk#panic! at the disco#tho tbh the whole a fever you can’t sweat out comes to mind
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I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.
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tbh im kinda sick of entire fandoms being treated like boogeymen who you need to avoid like the plague. yeah sure there are genshin fans and hazbin fans and dsmp fans and homestuck fans and kpop fans etc etc etc who are, diplomatically, annoying as all hell. and they all have their share of awful stories and toxic behavior that should not be tolerated. but 99% of the fans i meet are just regular people who happen to really like a thing?? and a LOT of them are teenage girls and queer people who happen to really like a thing. which im sure is Just A Coincidence And Has Nothing To Do With Their Reputation As Annoying. Probably.
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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway
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Structurally, Heathcliff in its present form is just shitty referential meme humour where 90% of the time the punchline is "laugh because you recognise this reference", except the memes it's referencing exist only in the author's head, which explains basically everything about why Tumblr is into it.
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Ok so I haven’t seen any nightvale related posts in fucking forever. I’m going to be in a car for about 3 hours soon and was going to download some welcome to nightvale but forgot to earlier. And then I see this. HOW DID THEY KNOW?!?

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