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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

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the @am-i-the-asshole-official person should add a result for 'i don't care about this and you shouldn't either' for total nonissues

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Felix and Oliver in Saltburn (2023) // Jennifer and “Needy” in Jennifer’s Body (2009)

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i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room

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i actually really enjoy winter i don’t mind that it gets dark so early

>completely dark before 5:30

i think being alive is the worst thing that can happen to a person

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The relation between nature and human being: Agnieszka Lepka

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.

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THE CREATOR OF ANNOYING ORANGE IS TRANSGENDER

EDIT: THEY USE THEY/THEM

edit 2: i dont need to know that you hate annoying orange nor do i care. please shut up and lets not be negative on this post, alright? capiche? have a happy holidays and a happy new year

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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

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Kuany Atem photographed by Marina Vengut for Vogue Spain December 2023 issue, styled by Ana Murillas

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must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

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kissing someone’s tummy 😵‍💫