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SENTENCE STARTERS: LYRICS THAT HIT ME IN THE FEELS [PT. 2] change words as needed ! ctrl + shift + v to paste into the inbox on desktop.

❝ vengeance is the only drug, and I can't get enough. ❞

❝ I don't know euphoria; would like to meet her someday. ❞

❝ now I'm just covered in the dirty blood of man. ❞

❝ I'd talk myself down if I knew what to say. ❞

❝ nobody tells you 'til you go up in flames that you can't live like a devil and die like a saint. ❞

❝ well, the trick of the trouble is avoiding the blame. ❞

❝ I'm alive, I'm revived, I survived, you surprised ? ❞

❝ if this was meant for me, why does it hurt so much ? ❞

❝ let me tell you from a dead mans point of view: live your life, because when its done you don't get another one. when they sing for you don't let them sing the blues. ❞

❝ what they don't understand, they condemn. what they can't comprehend must meet its end. ❞

❝ sometimes I feel like I'm a mockingbird, mimicking the songs that I've already heard. ❞

❝ nurse, sinner, virgin, bitch... I am the vengeful child of the witch. ❞

❝ you played my game. hell, now you're a piece in it. ❞

❝ but then if you're so smart tell me, why are you still so afraid ? ❞

❝ slow down, you're doing fine. you can't be everything you want to be before your time. ❞

❝ though you can see when you're wrong, you know you can't always see when you're right. ❞

❝ you got your passion, you got your pride, but don't you know that only fools are satisfied ?❞

❝ crazy is, I believe, the medical term for when we want to recover but don't want to learn. ❞

❝ if we want to wake up, why are we still singing these lullabies ? ❞

❝ its so convenient to lose the truth when its laughing in your face ❞

❝ I'm still living in a knife fight, living like a bad guy ❞

❝ no point in stressing, we're not impressing them anymore ❞

❝ cardboard is boring, look how it burns ❞

❝ I keep lighting little fires to feel something, to get burned ❞

❝ life cuts deep; let me help pick up the pieces ❞

❝ you know I hate to say it, but, "I told you so" ❞

❝ if you were easy to kill, I would have done it already. ❞

❝ if I was easy to kill, you would have done it already. ❞

❝ I used to dread the thought of falling quickly. ❞

❝ there's this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow, and I play it on repeat. ❞

❝ nights were mainly made for sayin' things that you can't say tomorrow day. ❞

❝ I'm a scholar and gentleman, and I usually don't fall when I try to stand. ❞

❝ all the daises that you picked are dead; you're better off just picking fights instead. ❞

❝ turn the page, look back at what you wrote; do you still feel the same ? I bet your mind has changed. ❞

❝ we're all gonna die we just don't know when; lets make the most of the time that we got left. ❞

❝ worlds on fire, lets toast the end. ❞

❝ I wanna scream into the night: I'm alive, I'm alive ! ❞

❝ it shouldn't be surprising how we're living like we're dying. ❞

part two to this meme. also here is a playlist based on these prompts ♡

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SENTENCE STARTERS: MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS PT. 1 change words as needed ! ctrl + shift + v to paste into the inbox on desktop.

tonight, we continue to look at some famous deaths.

we start with the wonderful death of [ name ].

a great death, that.

last week we started at the beginning, and we learned the Italian for 'a spoon'.

well, they shouldn't be saying that. we haven't done comparatives yet.

new, improved. containing 10% more or less.

it's absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab.

remember, buy butter and go to heaven.

you're on television, aren't you?

you try that around here and they'll slit your face. pull a razor from there to there.

[ name ]- you don't mind if I call you [ name ]?

it does worry some people. I don't know why, perhaps they're sensitive.

I do take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

well, thank you very much indeed for being so helpful.

silly little point, but it does seem to matter. still, less said, the better.

everyone calls me [ nickname ].

I don't want you playing around with any of this "[ senders name ]" nonsense.

I'm sorry, I don't like being called baby.

did I call you baby?

I didn't really call you baby, did I sweetie?

can I call you [incorrect name ]?

this nickname of yours, how did you come by it?

I don't use it myself, it's just a few of my friends call me [ nickname ].

nevermind, [ name ].

oh [ name ], you're such a comfort.

sit up. *smacks*

shh. there's somebody out there.

help, help me! I'm trapped in this body. oh please, help me out.

just checking... just checking.

oh no you don't!

in a few moments they will have written the funniest joke in the world.

as a consequence, they will die laughing.

this morning, shortly after 11, comedy struck.

I shall enter and attempt to remove the joke.

I shall be aided by the sound of somber music.

there goes a brave individual.

whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in history.

apart from that, things went pretty quickly.

in action, it was deadly.

what is the big joke?

I can only give you name, rank, and 'why did the chicken cross the road?'.

now if you don't tell me I shall hit you properly.

I can stand physical pain, you know.

ah, you're no fun.

that's not funny. *starts to laugh*

there were two peanuts walking down the street. and one was a salted... peanut.

then, peace broke out.

it was the end of the joke.

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SENTENCE STARTERS: LLAMAS WITH HATS EP. 1-5 dialogue had been altered slightly to make interaction easier; change words as needed ! ctrl + shift + v to paste into the inbox on desktop. TRIGGER WARNING for murder, cannibalism mention please be aware the following is related to dark & grim humor

EPISODE ONE.

[ name ] ! there is a dead person in here !

me ? wha- I didn't do this.

I do not kill people. that is my least favorite thing to do.

well, this guy walked in. so I went up to him and I... stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

[ name ] ! that kills people !

I was hungry for hands, give me a break.

my stomach was making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.

what is wrong with you, [ name ] ?

well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things.

EPISODE TWO.

what on earth was all that ?

you sunk an entire cruise ship, [ name ] !

are you sure that was me ? I think I would remember something like that.

thank god the children weren't around to see it.

oh, I guess you could say it's red and sticky.

I will not apologize for art.

I have a problem. I have a serious problem.

shh ! do you hear that ? that's the sound of forgiveness.

that's the sound of people dying, [ name ].

that is what forgiveness sounds like: screaming and then silence.

EPISODE THREE.

I don't know about you, but I'm having a wonderful time here.

they were a traitor and a scoundrel.

that hurt my feelings. now we're both in the wrong.

well, I'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

oh, forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore. this has become the norm for you.

I'll have to try harder next time; I feel like I've been issued a challenge.

I totally don't remember your name.

EPISODE FOUR.

[ name ], you've tracked mud all over the carpet !

now that right there is a mess.

I'm not responsible for this.

then there is an imposter on the loose !

clue number one, the imposter is a phantom.

you've gone too far this time, [ name ].

how did you even do this ?

I ripped a tag off a mattress.

this isn't funny, [ name ].

who's laughing ? clearly not all the people who just died.

I'm leaving, I've had enough of this.

that isn't friendship, [ name ] ! that's sick !

you're right, it's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured in my head.

...probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

EPISODE FIVE.

I know you've done something. you've always done something.

you mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.

I am a respected member of the community ! to even insinuate...

I may have forgotten to mention one of my activities. I apologize, that was wrong.

I think it's just a lens flare and some dust.

I think I was expecting worse.

worse ? but this is totally fucked !

c'mon, look at this ! how did I even do this ?

I don't understand how or why you do anything.

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SENTENCE STARTERS: LYRICS THAT HIT ME IN THE FEELS [PT. 1] change words as needed ! ctrl + shift + v to paste into the inbox on desktop.

❝ if you choose not to decide you still have made a choice. ❞

❝ we can’t afford to be innocent. ❞

❝ just ‘cause it’s part of a plan doesn’t make it right. ❞

❝ even at the best times I’m out of my mind. ❞

❝ I’m that kind of trouble you know you want to get into. ❞

❝ and when they tell you to give them a smile why don’t you show them how sharp your teeth are ? ❞

❝ my addictive personality finally got the best of me. ❞

❝ I’m just talking but they tell me I’ve been screaming. ❞

❝ this here isn’t singing, it’s just screaming in tune. ❞

❝ I can taste you in my rage. ❞

❝ when you think your wounds are greater a victim can be perpetrator. ❞

❝ I hate this, but push came to shove. ❞

❝ forgive us these smiles on our faces ❞

❝ just picked out an early grave to bury shit; not me, just the weight I’ve been carrying. ❞

❝ maybe in another life we could have done this right, but I guess we’ll never know for sure. ❞

❝ think of all the horrors that I promised you I’d bring. ❞

❝ the only thing I know is it’s easy to miss when you never aim. ❞

❝ i want to know what it’s like to feel wanted for more than something that’s less than dishonest. ❞

❝ there’s a bright side to every wrong thing if you’re looking at me through the right eyes. ❞

❝ even a well lit place can hide salvation. ❞

❝ funny how a fall could feel just like flying when I'm waiting for it to hit me ❞

❝ if we've got no honor then we've got no shame ❞

❝ somehow you slayed your hope, but didn't let yourself know it had died ❞

❝ what would you do if I took this dagger in me and removed it ? ❞

❝ take it out on someone who won't hit you back ❞

❝ say goodbye to your mr. nice guy; you got your wish, he's rotting in hell ❞

❝ maybe I'm a good guy standing on the wrong side; maybe I'm a sweetheart trying to make my own scars ❞

❝ I do this all the time, blending in between the lines of my fiction ❞

❝ I'm feeling pretty empty, this attitude is expensive ❞

❝ paradise waits only for the lonely, the escapist, and the brave ❞

❝ drag me to death, like a lit cigarette ❞

❝ so if I'm honest, I think I'm beginning to question how much I want this ❞

❝ if you know the hunter is coming then you hide or keep on running, because they have slain the gods before. ❞

❝ by the time you figure out the rules I broke I've already won the game ❞

❝ have I done wrong ? am I guilty ? ❞

❝ now would you pray before you twist the knife ? ❞

❝ I'd like to pause, no matter what I pretend, like a pilgrim who learns to transcend; learns to live as if each step was the end. ❞

❝ I was given a name before I was given blood, like you were given your faith before there was made a god. ❞

❝ you say 'please don't ever change' but you don't like me the way I am ❞

❝ the more we think we know about, the greater the unknown ❞

repost of an old meme I created. also here is a playlist based on these prompts ♡

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