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captain olimar: oh no.... i've crash landed on a planet and now my ship is in pieces!!! i only have 30 days to escape or i'll die!!!!

the pick min:

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Might fuck around and disappear into the fog

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Look at him just having the funniest of times.

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its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

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salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

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you can’t kill yourself you have to blog.

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makes you experience a placebo effect

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Steven Colbert has been fired in favor of a little green alien nobody can understand

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Spotted bat (Euderma maculatum)

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Deal

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bird riding rhinoceros