Hi I go by any pronouns and I am also an evil wizard that will turn you into a bug
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revenant for @titsliker! ty lish for hosting the art exchange :-)
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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mizisua ref
#‘congrats on the gay sex and thanks for the psychic damage’ -comment I saw on the mizisua comic that also applies here#crk
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Nights in Arkham Asylum real

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My cat is thinking of quitting cigarettes because he found out his biological family has a history of lung cancer. How do I convince him to keep burning down those tasty tasty cigs?
His family has a history of not giving up and he wants to be the first bitch
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stupid blue loser gets what he fucking deserves
#this makes me think of eternal sugar with only one ridiculously buff arm like some sort of gay lobster#<- gay lobster..
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Haha Golden something Fibonacci something ratio

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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car
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