shoot for the stars, then if you dont make it youll at least die in outer space which is cool too
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Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg
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Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs
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I’m just saying if a butch lesbian with a lanyard was in charge of this Suez Canal business we wouldn’t still be here
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me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck
me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*
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tumblr already had a memories function like facebook and you can activate it by pissing off a 13 yr old enough for them to go through your blog and find something problematic you posted from 4 years ago
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sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.
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