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I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening

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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

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People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie

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you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead

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i am a sexy vampire but my wife is an even sexier werewolf

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the last thing my enemies see before succumbing to the grain

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i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

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Do you remember the 21st night of September?

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Free printer. May need some tuning.

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Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

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i bet pitbull is still a virgin

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pictures that make you go he he he thats a little boy