someone shared this in a groupme I’m in and I am so puzzled as to how it breached containment
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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rotary numpad on a mechanical keyboard
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in bangkok my mom met a newlywed couple who were on their honeymoon with a third person, their gay best friend that they both like so much they took him along
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standing at the edge of the mosh pit frantically reading the wikipedia page for "music"
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show us your balls you're the piano man
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Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid
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Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers
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Hey I just finished putting up this brick wall here, can you watch for a moment and make sure no one comes careening down their dashboard and crashes into it?
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calvin and hobbes
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guy who reads his phone number out like a number in the billions
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Whereabouts do you live, roughly speaking, and what drew you to that place in particular?
I'm in Michigan, and that's as specifically as I will answer that question! We have really lethal lakes.
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