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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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Sometimes I’ll watch a P.M. Seymour video, and then go on tumblr and see the exact post he just read, and it feels like the scene in a movie where the character turns away from someone, but the person is suddenly right behind them

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wait isnt gender over today

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The three genders:

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Cover and set in a warm place to rise . . . Bread

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Watching movie with my rat (hell yeah)

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The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

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(( the Keitoin siblings )) reflex

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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Another cooking event, yippee !!

I love Jamil just outright refusing to eat the food and then you have Kalim suffering in silence and eating because he's too nice

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zombie land saga (2012 or some shit)

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

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