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Mark Hamill is reunited with Yoda puppeteer Frank Oz in The Director and the Jedi.

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LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!

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GET U A MAN LIKE HADES

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Happy 50th Birthday Tony!! (May 29 1970)

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Mystic Aquarium is also letting its animals visit each other during this time of great boredom. Get you a partner who looks at you like this sea lion looks at this tegu.

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King of the Hill will always be relevant.

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These two replies punched me in the face, I’ve never thought about it from this perspective. Imagine how many lives our government endangers just cause they hate poor people

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Qui-Gon Jinn

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‘Tis the Season so here’s a reminder if you do these things you’re a Piece of Shit and deserve to be treated as such

- After an associate tells you they are out of that item don’t start asking/demanding they “check the back” bitch if they thought there was more they’d offer, they ain’t hoarding that shit they want it gone

- DO NOT LEAVE CLOTHES IN FITTING ROOMS!! They have people and tables and racks stationed there for a reason USE IT! sure it doesn’t seem like a big deal when you’re the first person but why don’t you check those rooms out at the end of the day and there’s mountains of clothes there.

- If you are told when you enter that the place is closing soon JUST LEAVE! You and I both know you aint gonna get shit done in 10 mins or less Sharon! 

- And if you happen to be in the said store and an associate tells you its closing soon WRAP THAT SHIT UP! You ain’t special let those poor people go home!

- DON’T LET YOUR KIDS RUN AROUND LIKE ITS A GOD DAMN PLAYGROUND!!!!!

- Unless you left something in the store if its closed and locked don’t bang on the door and demand to be let in

- If a store is having a special free gift with purchase DON’T DEMAND THE CASHIER GIVE YOU MORE! Those have to last the duration of the promotion

- If you bought something a week before a sale for the love of all that is holy DO NOT COME IN AND DEMAND TO HAVE IT RETURNED AND RE-PURCHASED FOR THE SALE PRICE!!!! 

- READ THE GOD DAMN SIGNS AND FLYERS! It’s not the stores fault you only saw 50% off and not the “Buy one get one” on top of it. It ain’t deceiving Carl it’s called your lazy

- Just because one item is on sale it does not mean that other similar item is on sale.

- DON’T SPLIT YOUR ORDER JUST SO YOU CAN REUSE AN OFFER TWICE OR MORE! Cause guess whats gonna happen? The corporation is just gonna take that offer away 

- If you don’t have the receipt don’t expect to get exactly what you paid for back

- Don’t try to get a buy one get or when you paid so much type offer AFTER you already made your purchase! YOU GAVE UP THE RIGHT TO THAT KAREN YOU LIVE WITH IT

- Do not ask the cashier if they have coupons/deals/can make the bill “better” 

- If you see a line fucking wait in it, YOU AIN’T SPECIAL STEVE I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE A PLACE TO BE!

- DO. NOT. CORNER. AN. ASSOCAITE. WHEN. THEY. ARE. TRYING. TO. GO. ON. BREAK!!!!!!!!

- Don’t fucking hide shit! I you realize you don’t want a thing dont hide it! THIS GOES TRIPLE FOR PERISHABLES. Fuckin put it back or tell the cashier when you’re leaving you don’t want it! They’ll have someone put it back

- Don’t just drop things on the ground or on tables if you can avoid making a mess do so!

- WATCH YOUR FUCKING KIDS!!!!! 

- If your coupon expired LIVE WITH IT! 

- Don’t hold an associate hostage they have shit they have to do that’s not holding you’re fucking hand and being you’re pack mule

- If an item was misplaced don’t argue with the associate and demand the price be changed

- Don’t argue with store policy YOU ARE JUST WASTING EVERYONES TIME 

These are my experiences please feel free to add your own

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Ummm....

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Illustrator and Comic Artist Gabriel Picolo 

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Why is this accurate??