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??????is that gahyeon in p2 wtf

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Uhhhhhhh I'm alive and ig i stan kpop girl groups now?

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Like I can’t believe I stayed up until 7 am to watch THIS SHITE

Am I too late to join the strings of most despicable curse words known to dehion and nonhumans alike, spitted by books fans towards the utter complete total wyvern shite called season two of Netflix the Witcher? Yes? No? I don’t know how long before I fail to keep the anger up and all that will be left after is boundless despair and numbness 😅😅😅😅😅😅

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Am I too late to join the strings of most despicable curse words known to dehion and nonhumans alike, spitted by books fans towards the utter complete total wyvern shite called season two of Netflix the Witcher? Yes? No? I don’t know how long before I fail to keep the anger up and all that will be left after is boundless despair and numbness 😅😅😅😅😅😅

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K

a funky friend

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— Laura Gilpin, The Hocus-Pocus of the Universe (1977)

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When you tried to give out the signal that you are gay but then you went to hard so now girls think you're a top https://www.instagram.com/p/CWKVEIcDv5a/?utm_medium=tumblr

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#spookyseason https://www.instagram.com/p/CVqpwAyvFVY/?utm_medium=tumblr

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I assume this is what Americans call “surf n turf”? https://www.instagram.com/p/CVgbLngv_sD/?utm_medium=tumblr

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OH MY FREAKING GOD SAPPHO HAVE MERCY

may I offer you some merihart fluff in these trying times?

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If any followers of mine (thank you so much btw) is interested in my daily life, right now I'm trying to post more on "foreign" social media like twitter and insta (we cannot access platforms like these two as well as facebook tumblr pinterest patreon and also streaming platforms like netflix hbo hulu prime apple without special channel and yes i know we are very bored and sad living like this) so if you want in on what life is like for a sapphic Chinese international college student doing psych and gender studies with four hobbies of utmost importance (food video games cute animals (mainly cats) and women/lesbians ship) in their life and also occasionally shots of my fic in progress about my ships yeah go ahead and dm me for my account

I took soft science majors because while humanity can suck a lot of time I still put many faith in us and enjoy studying/interacting with people so please don't be afraid to talk to me. If you're just TOO shy you can always send me an ask as long as you keep it polite (or don't because I don't always bite but when I do I guarantee you it'll HURT

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Ah that's a shame. But if it helps, seeing you online makes me happier :) and hey, it's the weekend tomorrow, so I'll (finally) have time to read your fics!

I know it's an old one but I miss you my dear anon😣

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OMG so true, I absolutely love this style

Behold, birds who have lost the ability to can!

Just kidding, guys.  These birds are just trolling the hell out of ants.  I really, really wanted to show you this clip of a Galapagos finch or something harassing the shit out of formica ants and then being all “Yes, yes, bathe me in your fury!  Your chemical defenses are now my own!  Mwahahahaha!”, but the closest thing I could find is this video of David Attenborough pissing off some wood ants.  It was basically like that, only instead of an Englishman with a stick, it was a bird stomping around with its wings spread just being an absolute asshole about everything.

This behavior is actually called anting, and there are two types of anting that birds can engage in.  One is just anting, where birds will rub ants all over themselves to get that precious, precious formic acid all up in their feathers.  They’ll also do it with mothballs, cigarette butts, and certain sorts of beetles and millipedes.  The other one is passive anting, where a particularly lazy bird will find an anthill and just flop down on it with all their feathers spread and puffed and annoy the ants until they hop to and try to make them leave, at which point the bird rubs its wings together and goes “Yeeeeeess.”

They do this to get rid of external parasites, because external parasites are annoying.  Ant-eating birds who do this are getting a two-for deal out of it, because they get the ants to empty their acid sacs in a beneficial location (the bird’s feathers) and then get to eat them without having to deal with the acid in their crops, so it’s basically like if your bug-spray or deoderant came in a bacon bottle.

Formica ants get the brunt of this, because they’re super-common and quite frequently spray the acid instead of trying to inject it, so the bird can get itself doused and then preen it into its feathers.  Considering the spraying of acid is like the ant way of saying “Oh my god go away you dickhead I hate you we all hate you why are you still here jesus christ what is wrong with you,” we can be reasonably sure that they’re not super-thrilled by this bird behavior.  Since the birds keep doing it, we can be reasonably sure that they don’t care about the ants’ feelings.

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tHe PeRfEcT bOtToM

Finally renewed my Netflix subscription and watched Squid Game and got hit in the face with the unexpected sapphic ship and then someone on Weibo (credit @ Fructose97) posted this and I just HAD to write my first Jiyeong x Saebyeok fic about her bottoming so hard like DAAAAAAMN

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Honestly my cat IS my kid so this is my daughter Ciri. Say hi to everyone Ciri!

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I only have this dummy baby for a day and a half but if anything happens to her I’m going to kill everyone in this room and then myself

kassandra being my favourite idiot for 67 seconds

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Dude, it's offensive because you're ASSUMING a woman is nervous BECAUSE she is on period and you think the reason totally checks out because she is a WOMAN. Get your logic straight okay.

i understand the whole "it's offensive to ask a woman if she's on her period just because she's nervous" thing but i also think we should start saying more that yes, periods can in fact make you tired and nervous (and you'd be nervous too if you were going on about your daily activities while bleeding and battling with cramps) and maybe instead of making an unfunny joke about it you should try to be more sympathetic towards someone who's clearly having a difficult day for reasons outside their control. like idk i think i should be able to say "yeah today i'm super tired because my period just started" the same way i'd say "yeah i'm super off today because i slept badly / have a headache / whatever" and have guys just go "okay fair" instead of acting either like i said the most icky and disgusting thing ever or like it's okay to make an unfunny sexist joke about it