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[secondbeatsongs]

okay, look. I can put up with my mic getting turned off when my mini fridge runs. I can even deal with my controller turning off when I plug in a space heater, or my computer monitor turning to static whenever I stand up from my desk (even though I don't really understand it).

but what I cannot put up with, is the fact that when my mini fridge turned off just now, my firefox color scheme reset, which is something that has never happened before

what the fuck is wrong with my wiring?

[butterflykissiies]

i just wanna .. lick her muscles .. ngl

[rallazarthemagnificent]

It'd be funny if there was residual fear toxin in Gotham, but the Gothamites don't notice since they've been around it for so long, but anyone who goes to the city for the first time is just like fuckin plagued by nightmares for the first week of being there for seemingly no reason.

[dragonpyre]

Me, starting CW's Gotham Knights: I wonder what kind of relationship Harvey and Bruce had in this

Me two minutes in:

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

My favourite character moment in Puss In Boots: The Last Wish is the implication that Puss has actually been a longhaired cat this entire time, and has just been regularly shearing himself, presumably for ease of movement/to cope with the heat/to keep up that street-cat look.

[sassytail]

Breaking News: Disabled person finds out once again that their disabling condition is disabling.

more news at 11.

[iwant---tobelieve]

date night baybeeee 💗

[driedupink]

Goooood morning!

Buy me a coffee?

[mistu4lesbians]

saw this post and IMMEDIATELY thought of my gorl

[sadasspisces]

i don't belong here, i miss my home planet 👽✨

[unhinged-nymph]

“Let’s have a moment here.” Ok Rhett sure. Totally normal moment to have with your bud, slurping a double ended dil- dog

And then Link’s like oh yeah sure ok whatever you say and then leans forward to slurp sauce off the wiener they’re still both holding:

Also don’t forget literally 10 minutes prior:

… what the fuck are y’all on about

[graysonthemushroom]

Yeah no I think I'm actually gonna accuse this man of faking sickness because how can this masterpiece of an episode concept be an accident! DUDE

[louisplumpyass]

this is so 😭 like babe pick a struggle already jesus

[tegan-xx]

all red.. 🙃 ttm

[kittywaffles97]

Funny how people write Wylan as a soft baby uwu when:

“I’m not big on killing unconscious men.” “We could wake them up.”

“If only I could talk to girls in equations.” “Just girls?”

“Where do you think the money went?” (...) “Bombs?”

he was thrown out of the house because he couldn’t read, yes, but also because he was caught? With his tutor? Doing something else than studying? Hello???

Wylan ran his tongue over his lips and spat in his father's face.

He’s just so fucking brilliant?

Remembering things people tell him word for word? Sometimes entire documents?

Finding ways around his dyslexia?? On his own????

Understanding numbers and chesmistry but also complex technical aspect of anything that comes to demo.

Like when he understood what David Kostyk (so brilliant he and Nadia carried Ravkan thechnical advances on their back) was working on with Nikolaï’s missiles and what was wrong with them on first try.

Wylan shrugged. “Maybe. Not all poisons have an antidote.” Jesper snorted. “That’s why we call him Wylan Van Sunshine.”

Lying to Kaz Brekker

sAsSiNG Kaz Brekker????

“If I spill a single drop of this, it will burn straight through the floor onto my father’s dinner guests.” “Take your time.”

Also he’s pretty??? He was told he would make good work in the brothel area with a face like his????

Despite Jesper’s flirting, he’s always the one taking his chances (“Just girls” and the final kiss) Like the only time Jesper’s the one to take the first step, it’s with the wrong dude...

And he’s so morally gray too?

He’ll do anything for the ones he loves.

Even if it’s illegal.

Kaz smoothed a gloved hand over his lapel, looking at no one. “It’s for Inej.” Wylan set down the dirty glasses. “Why didn’t you say so? What do you need?”

Just???

Wylan????

Someone needs to do him justice????

[driedupink]

Buy me a coffee?