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i block people who i have never interacted with directly all the time. you’re not special, just annoying.

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the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will

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STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS 2015 | dir. J.J. Abrams

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god in hell, before chatgpt people used to have some class. when we needed info we’d ask narnia blogs

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TIL the reason you don’t find much Lyme’s Disease in California is not because we don’t have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.

Fucking neat.

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Now, obviously, in 1957 this was just a set up for a love triangle competition situation but wouldn’t it have been funny if Lois and Lana meeting led to them just cutting out the middle man and dating each other

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god Virgin is so good. thank you Lorde.

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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Just thought you'd all like to know that the other day I forgot what 'the calling' was called and referred to it as 'Grey Warden menopause' instead which I think is highly accurate but also terrible. Do with this information what you will.

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theres some extremely good advice that you can only get from Very Stupid People. there is also some extremely bad advice you can only get from Very Smart People. and while you gotta keep your eye out for both it is generally far more damaging to fall for Smart People Stupidity than it is to miss out on The Wisdom of Fools. in much the same way that it’s impossible to make a flower that smells as good as a rotten egg smells bad.

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"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking

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this woman would love tumblr dot com

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I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave

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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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