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I didn’t even realize he was doing a cute head tilt until after I took this picture. I took it to show how his eyes glow 🥴

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OH JUST MADE A REALIZATION

you know what else I’m attracted to? romantically probably?

statues. and wax figures. both. Oh my god. Aaaaaaaaaa

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my discord server gets the worst of me <3

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ramble about my silly hat.

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selfshippers with object f/o's (bonus points if your self insert is also an object) imagine nuzzling your f/o, their textures are so soft, and their scent makes you feel right at home ♡

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just saw today for the first time the design and voice for the sorting hat in hogwarts legacy! (watching gameplay) I'm quite fond of both <3 although I did notice that he doesn't have his tassels yet?

^ normally he's got two tassels that hang down

so yeah maybe he gets those later on! interesting

also he's got a few patches sewn on already, ;^; as well as a nick in his brim... hope he's alright

well clearly he is because he seems to be more repaired in the films? and this game takes place beforehand

ah it might be best not to think on it too much haha

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shoutout to patricia tannis from borderlands probably one of the first if not the first canonically objectum character in video gaming (look her up, shes in love with many things from her echo recorder to minecarts to a mannequin of herself. also shes autism)

OH I REMEMBER HER I DON'T GO HERE BUT I LOOKED HER UP AT SOME POINT FOR BEING OBJECTUM I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THAT'S SO COOL

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i mean ok i do have a sideblog for HP but my sorting hat bullshittery felt more suited to an objectum blog than to that blog lol

i just like being organized i guess

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ok now that ive made my blog. can i just say i wanna kiss the sorting hat so bad? i wanna kiss the sorting hat so bad . I have a lot to say about him

the fact that he has legilimency…… like not only is it extremely personal that you’re Wearing Him….. but also when you wear him he can fucking Read your Mind… I’d get to Wear Him and he’d know exactly how I felt about him. and I’m willing to bet that’s never happened before. I don’t think in the school’s history anyone’s felt the way I do about him. it’d probably catch him off guard! but he’d probably like it! aaaaaa

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hi! starting a sideblog for my objectum feelings.

(for relevance, I am an adult, I’m 21)

I can’t start this blog without mentioning the very one that made me realize I’m objectum.

the green goblin truck from maximum overdrive…❤️

this also led to a general interest in big rig trucks. but he started it.

my other beloved is the sorting hat from harry potter. ❤️ (also important note fuck JKR we hate JKR)

besides those, I also love statues, action figures, and wax figures, especially of humans.

if you read this, thanks for your time! <3 feel free to interact with me, I’d love to know some other people who are objectum!