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Rex: I have previously informed you that I thought General Skywalker possessed poor impulse control Cody: correct Rex: recently, I had the opportunity to witness General Skywalker under the influence of alcohol Cody: ...and? Rex: I no longer think General Skywalker has poor impulse control Cody: really? Rex: I think he has adequate impulse control Cody: oh? Rex: what General Skywalker has is a mind-boggling quantity of insane impulses to control, and many slip through the cracks Cody: ...that would explain a lot

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Making this post in the year 2025: it will never not be funny to me how the Supernatural season 5 dynamic will be like Sam and Dean hit some impasse in their stupid quest-of-the-week and they go "shit we're stuck. Maybe Cas can help. Cas!"

And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."

And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."

And then Cas does it and it turns him into the angel version of roadkill and Sam and Dean are like "Yikes. Anyway" and shove his unconscious body into a motel room and forget about him because they've got stuff to do in the fuck-shit dimension.

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NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

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What happens after we die?

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okay i think its over. the wheels on the bus have finally gone all the way 'round. surely were safe now

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PNG is my friend. JPEG is my mentor. WEBP is my sworn enemy

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watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good

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seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of. I never for a second doubted the existence of a russian mafia movie set in italy with massive numbers of bizarrely named characters and no cohesive understanding of the movie’s themes or plot until I saw a post saying to tag it as unreality. this is tumblr. this happens daily. not one thought crossed my mind except “ha, looks like a few of my mutuals have a new hyperfixation.” this is what tumblr has done to me. you could tell me there’s a new tv show about dolphins with french accents living as royalty in victorian england while secretly starting a cult to renew the worship of the greek gods and the shipping discourse is intense and I would simply think “sounds legit” and keep scrolling

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You have to admit it's funny

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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

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every time you see a banger post on here remember that you're looking at somebody with the least marketable skillset in human history

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wtfffff

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Sandra Bullock As Sally Owens In

PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998)