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Hi. My blog is completely random. You'll find fandoms, youtubers, things that make me laugh and things that promote equality.
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some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
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Bed made? For Bobby.
Face washed? For Jonathan.
French tucked? For Tan.
Breakfast eaten? For Antoni.
Self Loved? For Karamo.
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Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?
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when white people call a politician controversial you know they've done some serious shit
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People: i'v achieved this thing, this thing, and that thing me: i showered in the past week
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ever wanted to know what your epithet would be if you were a character in greek mythology? now you can! you could be the next wine-dark sea, or maybe you’ll be unlucky and end up as the phallic gecko, because everything is possible in greek mythology
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if you hated pink and/or blue as a kid because of the forced implication of rigid gendering of things that you knew you didn’t want to be a part of and as a kid you took it out on the colour but were able to embrace the colour(s) divorced from the bullshit as you grew up and were able to make your own choices about colour and now feel much more free to like pink and/or blue clap your hands
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if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with
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Test your listening proficiency
Here’s another test from LanguageTrainers.com, which tests elementary and intermediate listening levels in the following languages:
Arabic
Chinese
Danish
Dutch
English
French
German
Greek
Hebrew
Italian
Japanese
Korean
Norwegian
Portuguese
Russian
Spanish (European)
Spanish
Swedish
Turkish
They also have a written, multiple choice test available here, which I talk about here.
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OKAY GUYS I DON’T KNOW IF THIS HAS BEEN DONE BUT I NEED TO TALK ABOUT BILINGUIS. ya’ll, this site is amazing. it’s a site of free, public-domain bilingual books. and there are SO MANY LANGUAGES. it’s not just french and spanish, but also dutch, mandarin, ukrainian, esperanto and way more. there are only five books but they are all classics and they are all amazing!
see that? that’s Alice in Wonderland in Esperanto and English. AND IT GETS BETTER. in certain languages, YOU CAN PLAY THE AUDIOBOOK ALONG WITH IT AS YOU READ. it’s also worth noting that you don’t have to have it in english and another language. you can have it in any two of the languages offered.
anyway, here it is. so please guys, spread the knowledge, because it’s totally great and i have a new addiction.
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