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Coraline AU but your Friend from the normal world is Untraumatized Friend who is super busy all the time with his fashion company

So naturally you go to Other Friend for that companionship because why wouldn’t you when he is always so supportive and sweet?

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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Canon, yo estaba ahí cuando paso de hecho

can’t believe i made a tumblr account to post this and be a part of this fandom fr….

Characters belong to @gatobob !!

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THERE HE IS

MY FAVORITE TRASH MAN, STRADE

LOOK AT HIM

THERE HE IS

MY SWEET BABYBOY, REN

PROTECT HIM

Concept sketches for the remix

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AAAAAAAAAAA

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OMG I LOVE THIS, A LA CUENTA DE 3 VOY A LLORAR--

Too Hot (Hot Damn) BTD Strade Fic

I made slow cooker carnita's before finishing this fic, so I could study the process. Still haven't made homemade tortillas though so I'm sorry if I described that wrong.

Features: Gender Neutral MC, Ren, Strade.

Cooking was a simple pleasure that you could engage in rather often under Strade’s care. He would often just buy whatever ingredients you put down on a list, and hardly ever complained about what you made. Quite the opposite, he seemed to largely enjoy what you made, especially if it included his coveted meat, or happened to include bacon. 

You had woken up this morning, intent on making an old favorite of yours, something you had learned to make in college and had tweaked the recipe to your liking. Carnita’s weren’t too difficult,  especially since you could just use the crockpot, they’d just take all day to cook.

Strade hadn’t even blinked when you had written down the name of the peppers you wanted before he left for the store. Perhaps that was because you mentioned they were for tacos. And beer went great with tacos, Strade always liked food that went good with beer.

Waking up in the morning, you did your best to remember the recipe, along with your tweaks. You remembered the original asked for Jalapenos. You ignored that, instead opting for Habanero and Serrano.

You were extremely careful not to rub your eyes, but you still ended up sniffling as you saute’d them for a moment, wanting to release some of the flavor before adding them to the slow cooker. The smell even brought Ren down, whom had stood back, looking like he had something on his mind before finally speaking up. 

“... Uhm… Could you make some of them not spicy?” he had asked just as you were about to pour the peppers over the meat. 

“You can’t handle spice?” you asked, not meaning to tease, but it came out like that anyways. Ren just frowned a bit. 

“Sensitive nose, and tongue.” he stated. You thought on it, thinking of how much of a pain it’d be. You’d need to separate some of the meat, put it in its own cookware… 

“I can. But you’re gonna help me later.” you finally decided, eyeing the bag of Masa you’d asked Strade for. 

Which is how you ended up standing side by side with Ren, showing him how to mix and roll out homemade tortillas later in the afternoon. Sure, you could have asked Strade to buy some from the store, but homemade was better anyways. Especially for Carnitas.

“Watch your claws.” you reminded him, as he worked the rolling pin, spreading the ball of dough out into a thin sheet. You thought about how this would be much easier if you had a tortilla press, but you didn’t really want to bother Strade for that. Ren only nodded as he carefully peeled the raw tortilla from the wax paper. His claws had already managed to poke holes in quite a few, but they'd still work. 

“I’ve never made tortillas by hand before.” He mused, watching as you slapped the fresh dough onto the cast iron. 

“Trust me, it’s worth it. You’ll never want store bought again.” you assured him, watching the edges dry and the tortilla bubble as it cooked, flipping it over to reveal a beautifully spotted side. Once the other side was done, you quickly slid the fresh tortilla into a makeshift pouch made of tinfoil. 

“You put them in here, to keep them moist and prevent them from drying out. If they dry out, they’ll tear later.” you told Ren, who nodded as he watched. You reached over and brushed a few stray orange bits of fur from the tortilla he was working on. 

With Ren’s help, it didn’t take long for dinner to be completed, and really making some milder stuff for him wasn’t as much of a hassle as you thought it would be. You gave the batch you made a small taste, humming softly. Maybe a little more salt could have done them well. But, there was salt in the lime and cilantro rice you had made, so that should even it out. 

You had long stopped feeling awkward at the dinner table with Strade there. You remember at first being on guard, barely able to pick at your food, flinching if he asked you a question or began talking at all. 

Realizing he never really attempted to hurt you outside of the basement though, you’d slowly relaxed, and even found yourself enjoying it. It was just like having dinner with roommates. A real fucked up roommate. 

Strade seemed to be in a good mood today when you alerted him that food was ready, coming up from the basement whistling, patting both yours and Ren’s heads as he walked by. 

You didn’t pay him much attention as he sat down, too keen on digging in. Folding the tortilla over carefully, you let your mouth hang open after the first bite, panting. It was hot, temperature wise and spice wise. You knew your cheeks were flushed, and you were beginning to sweat. 

But god damn was it good, quickly taking another bite. Until you jumped as a fist hit the table. You hunched inwards on yourself, looking over at Strade. 

If you thought your face was red, it didn’t hold a candle to his. He hit the table a few more times, before letting out a dry cough. 

“Uhm… I can get you some milk.” you offered, standing up. He waved you off though, scrunching his brows. You quickly sat back down, glancing at Ren. Ren was eating rather calmly, despite the situation, but he had his gaze set steady on Strade. 

You allowed yourself to watch rather openly too, as Strade downed the rest of his beer. You quickly got up and got him another, handing it to him as you watched him take another bite. 

“It’s… Good.” he wheezed, before letting out a bark of laughter. “Scheiße, what did you put in this?” If it was possible, his face was just getting redder, and the collar of his shirt was already soaked in sweat. 

“Uh. Habanero, Serrano- I made some mild for Ren though, you can-'' you stopped talking as he shook his head. 

“No, No.. It’s not that hot…. FICKEN.” he hissed now, hitting the table with his fist again. Another beer disappeared down his throat. This time you got him a glass of milk too, along with the new can of beer, before taking your seat again. 

He made it halfway through his serving before you saw the first prick of tears. Strade was crying. He was actually crying. It scared you, but it also sent a thrill through you. You weren’t sure if you’d ever seen him cry before.

“Don’t wipe your eyes-” you warned him, watching him reach up to do just that. He stopped just in time, looking at you. 

“Verdammt, Schatzi… You have  a stronger tongue than me.” he was letting out wheezing laughter, as his tears began to mingle with his sweat. You had finished up your food by this point so you got up and fetched a damp rag, handing it to him. 

Ren was still watching Strade with rapt attention, and if you weren’t mistaken, you could see him fighting down a smile, glancing at you with a twinkle in his eyes. 

Strade seemed determined to finish his food though, shoveling the last of it down his throat before chasing it with the last of his beer. You felt a strange need to comfort him as he doubled over now, making sounds between a cough and a laugh. You whisked his plate away from the table as he rested his forehead on it, continuously now hitting the table with the palm of his hand. 

“Scheiße..” he kept repeating under his breath. His voice sounded extremely hoarse, like he’d been trekking through the desert. Hesitantly, you placed a hand on his back, rubbing it slowly. Slowly, Strade picked his head up off the table, leaving behind a small puddle of sweat and tears. 

You were expecting him to get angry with you now, but to your surprise, he began laughing now, full heartedly.  “Good meal, Schatzi… Ah, I really am ein Kleinkind, nicht wahr?…” he managed to wheeze out, wiping his brow.

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finding out I was nonbinary is so fascinating cause everytime im referred as something with 'girl' in a word (with the exception of girlboss cause that word's cool) my body physicay recoils and i HAVE to make a face bc of how much i DESPISE being called a girl. first time i felt thag was when i was called a "girl scout" and it just..??? it never fails to comfort me????

Like yes, feeling dysphoria is so fucking bad and it definitely feels bad but knowing what i refer to myself is like, real? like so real that if someone doesn't follow it i would have to make a reaction? damn. it makes me go like "wow i AM queer" everytime i have doubts and it's great

feeling and getting every experience is great

anything that makes me feel inherently bad transforms into something good because nothing is worth more than personal experiences I'd be grinning at in the future

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AAAAAA LETS GOOOO

Indie Game Male Yandere Showdown

The match-ups have been made! Voting will begin next week! Each wave of voting will last a day so please be sure to vote! :,o If possible, spread the word so that we can get as many votes as possible for our boys! >v<

Dates of the first round's waves under the cut, and list of the games' download links and their creator's handles here!

Round 1 Wave 1

SUNDAY 3/5/23

Z vs Tenebris

Dorian vs Niall

Round 1 Wave 2

MONDAY 3/6/23

Friend vs Stalker

Simon vs Ashton

Round 1 Wave 3

TUESDAY 3/7/23

Eros vs Cassanova

Fone vs Adam

Round 1 Wave 4

WEDNESDAY 3/8/23

Griffin vs Devyn

Liu vs Rook

Round 1 Wave 5

THURSDAY 3/9/23

Sebastian vs Castor

Markus vs Sasha

Round 1 Wave 6

FRIDAY 3/10/23

Liev vs Ezra

Gold vs Klaus

Round 1 Wave 7

SATURDAY 3/11/23

Bo vs John Doe

Jack vs Kylar

Round 1 Wave 8

SUNDAY 3/12/23

Ren (14dwy) vs Alan

Peter vs Ren (BTD)

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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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Misery.

[Law, Ren, Strade ➝ @gatobob]

I bought a subscription to filmora to make this.

The mentall illness is showing...

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Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

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truly believe dating nishinoya would leave no room for insecurity. I feel like he has no filter when he's looking at you or touching you (which is... 90% of the time) so he's constantly giving you earnest praise. the only time you thought he might be checking somebody else out he actually turned around and said "that outfit would look so hot on you". my guy gets so offended at the thought that he'd want anyone but you, and he WILL sneak you into a nearby secluded area to prove otherwise

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✨✨Magic-Masterlist✨✨

💕= fluff, 🔵= angst, ⚪️= general, 🤡= crack,❤️‍🔥= spice

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(Undertale)

Sans

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- s/o dies ft Sans, Red, Razzle, Bean 🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

Papyrus

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- boys with a crush ft Papyrus, Razzle, Red, Charon 💕

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

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(Underswap)

Sans: Sky

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’s height ft all ⚪️

- boys who are ok with s/o who doesn’t want to marry or have kids ft Sky, Syrup, Coal ⚪️

- boys react to s/o breaking a bone ft Sky, Syrup, Charon, Razzle 🔵💕

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

Papyrus: Syrup

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- boys who are ok with s/o who doesn’t want to marry or have kids ft Sky, Syrup, Coal ⚪️

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- boys react to s/o breaking a bone ft Sky, Syrup, Charon, Razzle 🔵💕

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

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(Underfell)

Sans: Red

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- boys with a crush ft Papyrus, Razzle, Red, Charon 💕

- s/o dies ft Sans, Red, Razzle, Bean 🔵

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

Papyrus: Charon

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- boys react to s/o breaking a bone ft Sky, Syrup, Charon, Razzle 🔵💕

- boys with a crush ft Papyrus, Razzle, Red, Charon 💕

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

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(Swapfell)

Sans: Razzle

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- boys react to s/o breaking a bone ft Sky, Syrup, Charon, Razzle 🔵💕

- boys with a crush ft Papyrus, Razzle, Red, Charon 💕

- s/o dies ft Sans, Red, Razzle, Bean 🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

Papyrus: Coal

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- boys who are ok with s/o who doesn’t want to marry or have kids ft Sky, Syrup, Coal ⚪️

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

Papyrus: Mastiff

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

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(Horrortale)

Sans: Bear

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

Papyrus: Bean

- the boys’ special abilities and skills ft all ⚪️

- the boys’ height ft all ⚪️

- s/o dies ft Sans, Red, Razzle, Bean 🔵

- pet peeves or traits in a s/o that is a dealbreaker for them ft all ⚪️🔵

- the first words the boys say written on s/o’s body soulmate AU ft all ⚪️💕

- the boys favorite season ft all ⚪️

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