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i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

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🦶🏻🦵🏻👏🏻🫂🎉

Don't question it.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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How do we feel about the colored one? I can't decide if I like it ok or if I hate it with my very soul.

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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

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I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it

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My hip has subluxed for the 2nd time this week, call me legoles.

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This post reminded me of my dream I had last night.

In this dream I had fallen asleep after having a sleepover. I woke up to complete darkness and everyone was gone. As I looked around the room I saw my open door.

Behind my door stood 3 or 4 vampires. Not the good kind. The kind that are skin and bones, pale blue, white eyes, sharp teeth, and have no hair. And I mean NO hair.

They just stared at me and I stared at them. I felt complete horror and could not look away. A creeping dread came over me. I knew if I didn't move to defend myself in some way I would surely die.

At that moment my brain reminded me that I kept a flashlight next to me bed. Now in real life this is not true but my brain believed it so anyway.

I quickly grabbed the light hoping that if I was fast enough they would not attack me when I looked away. I went to point it at them, turning it on as I did.

It did not turn on. It didn't turn on because it was never a flashlight. The whole time it had been a chicken leg.

In that exact moment I realized that I was well and truly fucked. I was going to die. As I stared death in the face and felt the truest horror I would ever feel for the rest of my life I woke up.

And then I laughed myself to death about how I tried to fight off evil vampires with A. FUCKING. CHICKEN. LEG.

Lol

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO DO THIS

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*meanwhile, in the Underworld* Polites: Eurylochus, back so soon? And...there's the rest of your crew. And by the gods, what happened to you? Eurylochus, who is sick of thematically-significant reprises: >:(

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Talking to people about your characters really is a game changer. You'll start saying things about them you didn't even know you knew.

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