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I watched thru a tiktok a how to make your asian food more authentic expecting a new knowledge as per what he promised. 4 mins later, i realized all the "tips and trick" offered just normal kitchen tips yang aku and mak aku buat. Then i realized yang aku, a SEAsian, watched a White man about SEAsian cuisine.🥀🥀🥀 Am I stupid?? Am i mentally colonized and lobotomized to not see that I AM the expert in this subject??😭

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KELAKAR SIAL AKU HAHAHHAHAHA YA ALLAH TAK BAIKNYA AKUU ITS SUCH A LOW HANGING FRUIT😭😭 HAHAHAHHAH TAPI PADANNN DAH BERIA NAU NAK SURUH ORANG JOGGING KAT VIDEO HAPPY FAKOF YOU BALDIN ASS AIRPORT WIDE MRROR SHINE SAHARA ASS SOLAR PANEL LOOKING ASS FOREHEAD SOYBOY HUH😤

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I giggle every time aku tengok video aku talk about my feelings ahahhahah. Surprisingly they are not cringe, they are cute and funny. I love talking whats on my mind. And watching it back actually sangat2 contributing for self reflection. Not only that, they also help me to reconsider different angle dalam prsenting my opinions. I LOVE MYSELF SO DAMN MUCHHHH ALHAMDULILLAH YA ALLAHHH

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Me and my wife when we were caught kissing in the public park. (They hate us PDA-ing because they aint us)

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Aku nak bayar saman ni tapi website gomen asyik down je🌝 Aku tak bayar kang haa jangan cabarr aku memang nak pakai duit ni haa

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Aku dah ada duit kahwin tau but now tangan aku gatal nak beli kereta project☠️ Based on my calculations ngam2 40k dapat kereta, engine, and gearbox hahahhaa. Ya Allah bantu aku hilangkan dari hasutan ni😭 Aku nak fire, but i cant retire early if i waste those money on a hobby☠️☠️ Should I stick to modify wira je? Tapi tak nakk sebab i talked shit about them so damn much hahahhaha Am i gonna be what I hate??? Again???😭

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Muka aku ni sesuai rambut panjang or at least mid to long where dia kemas but bang panjang so aku boleh belah tengah. But thise hairstyles require some hair product investment and i ran out all of them recently. im nor rich nor arif enough nor cared enough to do it dah, so ig thats the end of it la. Until next time ig?

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TIL (yesterday?) cara eja Portuguese, British, and Jepun in jawi

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Aku mimpi masuk event hafazan quran. idk majlis tilawah or not. Aku pakai baju melayu hijau cair. The stage ada cahaya neon horizontal warna merah and pink (or white?). I was alone there, standin on the stage. Berdiri mcm nak nyanyi nasyid. Aku hafazkan banyak surah but idr any of them except the last one which is Al-Waqiah. Ada 3 orang juri, idk who. I think ada orang tngok jugak, but im not sure. Then terjaga.

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Slept at 7, woke up at 6 on the dot☠️ bruhh sumpah Im fresh af right now hahhaha

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Ya Allah I loveee smart woman so damn much. To talk with substances and eloquently is such an attractive trait. To have SOMETHING real in her brain and dish out words like that omgomgomg Ya Allahh. Iwant smart woman plss.🤲😩

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I hope my wife nanti the type yang will rely on me and not the lone ranger type. More importantly, I hope i can be a man yang can be relied on and someone who can brought out that girl from her.

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Weyy tak sangka its the end of july dah. 2 years ago i planned to come for her hands every year on July-Aug tapi tak sangka hanya setahun je janji itu boleh ditepati. Sesungguhnya kita hanya mampu merancang je, Allah juga yang aturkan semua. Tapi tak pe, isi mulut aku pun tiada nilai. Hanya doa isi hati ini je yang ada harga. Itu sahaja janji aku berjaya tepati.

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Me when my wife get on top of me and im helplessly on her mercy.

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Aku Takut Zombi

Out of all the scary things dalam dunia ni, aku paling takut zombi. Hantu bagi aku tak menakutkan. Pocong, pontianak, or hantu galah, name me anything, aku janji aku lagi takut zombi. I ever dreamt to drop kick a hantu of any kind. Sebenarnya ini semua based on my experience. Bagi aku, semua benda yang berakal can be deal with, one way or another. Bagi aku even harimau is easier to handle than a zombie. I would rather face a tiger than a zombie. Bagi aku zombies are mindless. You cant scare them, you cant bluff them, and you cant even hurt them enough to make them think you are not worth the efforts. I would most likely die kalau jumpa harimau yes but i get the benefit of facing something berakal. Zombies? They probably would not even realized i already died when the kokak me 5 mins ago.

Which also bring me to my 2nd points, it HURTS to be eaten alive. Aku pernah gigit lengan aku, just for fun, and made me wondered how painful it is untuk kena siat-siat ALIVE with TEETH. Tigers, as a predator, would actually kill their prey BEFORE eating them. Because dead prey is not escaping prey (SEBB DIORANG BERAKALL). Tbh idm getting eaten after i died. Not at all. Circle of live type shit. Also speaking about the coup de grace before eating the prey, bears do NOT kill before eating their preys. Apparently because bears are omnivores, and omnivores dont give a fuck apparently. So in a way, I dont want to get eaten by bears too. But i do however would choose bears over zombies (yes i choose the bear) because if you annoy a bear long enough, they can stomp you, instantly killing you. Better dead than getting eaten alive guys. Remember that.

Anyway, kalaulah a zombie apocalypse do ever happened, serious aku cakap i would be part of the horde on DAY 1! Aint no way I can move sebab akudah paralysed out of fear. If i were to survive, its probably because i got saved by someone. Not to mention, dalam zombi apocalypse, I wont be a fighter nonono. I would be the guy maintaining the fence, or the tailor making DIY armors, or the farmer who handles the crops or the mechanic that handle their cars or bicycles. I am ANYTHING but a fighter. I am made to craft equipments and shelters for my fellow survivors. If they have better QOL, then they would survive longer, then I WILL SURVIVE LONGER.

I do hope if it ever happens, and aku stuck in a random group surviving zombies, i dont have to prove my worth in the group by sucking dicks... My hands are useful but it aint for handjobs bro, its for crafting mkayy. Bring me materials and i probably can come up with a fleshlight or a dildo for yall. Not something i want to make in a zombie apocalypse but hey, anything to be part of the group lmao

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Bro got dumped on a random Sunday afternoon and unironically became closer to his dreams