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actions speak louder than words non - verbal / action prompts from yours truly. (add a "swap" to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)

back, sender gives receiver a back hug.

beckon, sender beckons receiver closer with a finger.

blood, sender cleans blood off of receiver.

book, sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf.

care, sender takes care of receiver when they're sick.

catch, sender catches receiver by the waist after they bump into each other.

choke, sender saves receiver from choking by giving them the heimlich.

cold, sender places their jacket over receiver's shoulders.

cry, sender wipes tears off receiver's face with their thumbs.

dance, sender sticks a hand out to receiver and invites them to dance.

dip, sender skinny dips in front of receiver and invites them to join.

dog, sender's dog pulls them in receiver's direction.

drive, sender drives receiver somewhere in their car.

drag, sender drags receiver into a room and closes the door behind them.

draw, sender draws receiver like one of their french girls.

face, sender turns receiver's face towards them.

flower, sender gives receiver a flower.

footsie, sender initiates footsie with receiver under the table.

forehead, sender presses their forehead against receiver's.

grab, sender grabs receiver's wrist to stop them from leaving.

jump, sender jumps onto receiver's back.

kiss, sender kisses receiver.

link, sender links arms with receiver while walking.

massage, sender offers receiver a massage.

patch, sender patches up receiver's wounds.

piano, sender teaches receiver how to play the piano.

pin, sender pins receiver's hands behind their back.

pluck, sender plucks something out of receiver's hair.

press, sender presses receiver against a wall.

propose, sender proposes to receiver.

quiet, sender gestures for receiver to be quiet.

rest, sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder.

serenade, sender serenades receiver with a song.

sign, sender walks into a sign and receiver sees.

size, sender measures the size of their hand against receiver's.

shoes, sender removes receiver's shoes for them.

sun, sender rubs sunblock onto receiver's back.

tattoo, sender gives receiver a tattoo.

tie, sender helps tie receiver's tie.

tuck, sender tucks receiver's hair behind their ear.

umbrella, sender lets receiver under their umbrella.

warning, sender presses a knife against receiver's neck as a warning.

zip, sender needs receiver's help to zip up the back of their dress.

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7 Hero Theme Song begins.

Walks in all cool like.

Trips over a small crack in the ground.

Dies.

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A flower for my favorite hero 🌹

...

"...You sure you meant to give this to me?"

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:: :: Subier's swat sent Kzinssie lurching forward, nearly careening down the stairs before he swiftly regained his balance. Why was everyone here so rough?! Whatever. At least this guy seemed to be eating up what he was putting down.

"Too true, too true..." he agreed with a sigh, nodding emphatically. "Dantarg might look like some big scary guy, but he really is all bark and no bite. And he's such a sore loser, you know? You should've seen his face when I whooped him in our duel. It was like watching a man watch his dreams shatter before his eyes; the way he cried... wailed... I've never seen anything like it. I actually felt so guilty about it that I promised him I wouldn't tell a soul about how badly I thrashed his ass--"

Suddenly, Kzinssie's eyes widened, a look of surprise flashing across his face as though he had just inadvertently divulged a closely guarded secret. "Oops!" all mock horror. "Well, I'm sure his sad, sad secret's safe with you; for morale!"

Kzinssie was a piece of work, but he was entertaining about it, at the very least. Subier thought he could have a bit of fun with him.

"Not just a ten, good sir, but one of humble disposition worthy a Hero!" he complimented with a purposefully rough swat to his back. "You may be onto something, but it is so good of you to keep such things quiet! We wouldn't want to effect moral around here, now would we? Dantarg crying about his painfully average lot in life is not something I want to see right before lunch time, yes? He tends to spill buckets of blood when he gets upset, you see!"

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@xmaelstrom from yeah but its still nepotism

Good looks? No way-- Well, actually...

"Hehe, rumour has it that Noel and Wagnas were picking candidates based on their looks." Kzinssie's smirk broadened, "Obviously, I'm the only perfect ten they could find, so I thought I'd do them a favour."

He cast a quick, surreptitious glance to either side, ensuring their conversation remained private, then leaned in closer to Subier. His voice dropped low, his hand cupped around his mouth to prevent their words from being overheard.

"It does make you think, right? What that Dantarg guy's doing among us? I guess they needed someone on the lower end of the scale-- Sub-5, you know, so the not-so-fortunate-looking folks have someone they can identify with."

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Cordially invites everyone to his Party Night™

please come or he will be depressed.

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Kimi to Party Night - Kei Hosogai

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Height: 5'8"

Weight: 92kg

Top Speed: 90mph

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From Zard "Challenges the other to a drinking context and if the other loses and loses consciousness, writes with a marker -meat- on the forehead.

The audacity of this chef-knight to challenge him, the great Kzinssie, to a contest of any kind! Forever in the zenith of his youth, his tolerance for alcohol is unmatched. He can outdrink anyone, even Subier! Brimming with confidence, Kzinssie eagerly accepts the challenge, certain of his impending victory without even knowing what he's going to win.

But all his bravado is self-proclaimed. Kzinssie now lays sprawled on the ground, a starfish-like figure next to a pool of his own sick, with meat written across his forehead.

At least he won't remember this in the morning, if he makes it that far. Pickled meat won't last long in the dungeons.

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important goblin sinday factsss:

Kzinssie is really good at tying cherry stems with his tongue 🍒

He has put in hours and hours of practice because he heard this makes you a good kisser.

And he doesn’t even like cherries.

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"Did Dantarg teach you that."

twirks.

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Zard vc: please don't waste food. Vegetables are hard to get..."

He is using his sword to scrape the florets off his broccoli because they are gross. "Well YEAH if you're stuck in this dump where half of the vegetables have legs and faces."

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Cope little man.

I’m gonna soul steal your soul so hard out your ass you’ll never sit down again. Cus you’ll be dead. >8 (

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etches a poorly drawn dick on the dungeon wall and laughs about it for like 10 minutes straight.

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BARGES IN WITH SOME MEAT TO EAT!

*throws himself bodily against his huge meaty sack* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i'm 💘 just a small 👌 little 👌 gobwin💦💦

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

please 🙏 don't ❌🚫 swing 💩 your 👉 sword 🗡 i 🤳👁 will die 💀 in just one 1️⃣ attack 👊 ooooooooooohh💦💦

I 👥 oNly havE 3 ⭕ℹ🕘 hit 👊 points 📍 pleas 🅱 e 🅱 sir 👨 i 👁 am a little 👌 goblin 💦 i 👁 will not drop ⬇ good 🍴👌 items 💦💦

nOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

your 👈🏼 sword ⚔ is so strong 💪 i 👁 am level 💯🔝 one ☝ goblin 👹 i 👁 donot know 🤔❌ why 🤔 i 👥 guard 💂🏿‍��️ this dungeon 😈 OOOOOOHHhh

cooks the goblin man.

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"NRRRH." He tips over. Sideways.

"That's not the same thing!! Cows were INVENTED to eat!! Nobody invented mushrooms!!" ...Probably. Science is, admittedly, not listed among his very very long list of talents.

His stomach snarls. Its probably all the talk of beef... It's definitely not the nearly edible smell wafting from the horrible fungus stick.

Where's Dantarg when you need him. Dantarg was always bringing them all delicious beef of all kinds. That was Kzinssies favourite thing about him... His beef...

"Do you know what else grows on corpses? Vegetables. Everything is grown on a corpse. Some farms even use corpses as fertilizer."

It was a very blunt point, and as one who is not one to waste food...

"Beef is cow corpses."