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“scene queen’s music is superior, i will die on this hill.”

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“ kyoka, that was incredible! you’re incredible! ” (Tsu)

𝐒𝐏𝐘 𝐗 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

"oh, that-- i mean, it--"

she pauses just for a moment, still trying to wrap the situation around her mind when it came to being praised for anything. that sort of thing came with the territory of becoming a hero. and even with who her parents were as people, it wasn't like she never heard those kinds of words at all-- it was just . . . different, in this context.

she finally relents with a half shrug and smile, her ear cords dangling and slowly recuperating.

". . . it was a group effort."

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𝐒𝐏𝐘 𝐗 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 : taken from miscellaneous issues of the spy x family manga. feel free to change anything as needed!

“ you really are awful, you know that? ”

“ hey, don't go! i'll be serious about this! ”

“ revenge can't heal your pain. ”

“ never mind all that. let's just get dinner. ”

“ trying to steal someone's food? that's not like you. ”

“ don't expect me to be here when you get back. ”

“ being a liar does seem pretty rough. ”

“ i even cried a little bit... ”

“ but my grand adventure has just begun! ”

“ so uncool.... what a drag. ”

“ when you're not having fun, you drag me down too. ”

“ no hitting, [name!]. don't do it! ”

“ oops, guess i took that a little too far. ”

“ i think i should probably punch him again. ”

“ i might need to hit him... ”

“ i don't need this kind of pressure. ”

“ you're going to pay me back with cake? ”

“ why was i asleep on the sofa anyway? ”

“ yeah, i’m kind of busy doing nothing. sorry. ”

“ i’m okay, everything’s super. ”

“ [name], that was incredible! you’re incredible! ”

“ every day is a new chance to learn. ”

“ the truth is, i didn’t want to tell you. ”

“ does that mean i’m getting canned? ”

“ i can’t believe it’s morning and i didn’t think of a single plan. ”

“ that’s enough of your weird lies. ”

“ haha, i just wanted to see the look on your face! ”

“ i’m free today, so i came to have fun with you! ”

“ we don’t need to battle at all. ”

“ what’re you holding your hand out for? ”

“ yikes. scared the bajeebies outta me! ”

“ if i die, i’m gonna haunt you forever. ”

“ i can’t believe everyone saw me like that. ”

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denki & kyouka worrying about and caring for each other || BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA S6:E2

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AS SAID BY VARRIC TETHRAS  *  assorted dialogue from dragon age ii

maybe he likes you.

ugh, i think i got blood on my coat.

you must have me confused with someone else.

how do you know that he doesn't know that you know that he knows that you know, you know?

we're in trouble here!

that's a bit far, don't you think?

they're busy people. places to go, throats to cut.

you're making me cry just looking at you.

you made a mistake. it happens.

well, it's not a good story unless the hero dies.

a lot of people are afraid to come here at night.

not the brightest thing you could've done.

it practically screams "nothing fun ever happens here!"

i spend way too much time here.

everyone stay still and try not to make any loud noises.

my favorite spot in the whole city.

better luck in the next life!

and the trend of you scaring the piss out of me continues.

i'm helping you indulge in elaborate revenge fantasies. i think it's good for you.

i'm getting too old for this shit.

i'll let you run your fingers through it if you want.

hey! i'm a perfect gentleman! in public.

oh, that's you smiling? glad you clarified that. i'd never have known.

i need some details. did you go down on one knee?

so what's on your mind?

i've had my oppression for the day, thanks.

want a drink? i'll put it on my tab.

you are no fun anymore.

it is true what they say. the best comedy comes from tragedy.

you could have just stopped me.

grab something sharp and pointy! we've got company!

line them up for me, i'll take them down!

you've been glowering for days. your face is going to get stuck that way.

you're larger than life.

i've been trying to forget about that all week.

what are you hiding? nobody's this bloody clean.

we're discussing knives. well, daggers, technically.

we've got more on the way!

nothing i'm doing seems to work!

i'd buy the guy a drink, but i don't think he needs one.

hope this works!

i'm going to need more aliases.

just curious. does any of this make sense to you?

i like the way you think.

well how about a giant sign that just says "don't." you could hit people with it.

and you want me to set the record straight? i'm honored.

i'm just surprised.

if you wanna punch a few stalagmites on the way there, that's good too.

that is... not a comforting thought.

you can't even pretend to be interesting, can you?

you know, if you need advice on how to lay low i can give you some.

are you for real?

the scary thing is, i don't know if you're joking!

it's possible they're just scared shitless of you.

moping, then. you seem like you're a champion at it.

you know, i might be able to give you a hand with that.

and here i've always looked up to you. what is it now?

more of them? great! i was starting to get lonely!

what is this smell?

i don't mean to sound critical, but have you considered a new line of work?

he eats babies, though. and farts fire.

if you've got something to say, just spit it out.

i get that a lot.

really? you're not at all jealous?

i don't care what people say, the sound of waves is not soothing.

why is it nobody ever seems happy to see us?

that could have gone better.

that's why i don't take sides.

nobody said this was going to be a happy story.

i'm too good looking to die this young.

i'm not going to make it!

first person to help me out here is my new best friend!

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☈ ― fate : the winx saga quotes ; sentence starters

❝ you're overcommitted. ❞ ❝ so presumptuous. you must be a fairy. ❞ ❝ what realm are you from? ❞ ❝ i am a fairy. ❞ ❝ there's just something about her.. ❞ ❝ when things are kept private their benefits aren't fully appreciated. ❞ ❝ smitten after one chat? ❞ ❝ that explains the lies, then. ❞ ❝ fair magic is linked to emotion. ❞ ❝ you're not from the Otherworld? ❞ ❝ do you want a succulent? ❞ ❝ the stronger the emotion, the stronger the magic. ❞ ❝ this world isn't safe. ❞ ❝ you focus, you learn, you grow. eventually, the answers will come. ❞ ❝ never cover the face. it's one of your few good qualities. ❞ ❝ just 'cause somebody thinks what they did was right, it doesn't mean that it is. ❞ ❝ we're all broken. there's a charm in that too. ❞ ❝ you're better than you think you are.. other people can't see that if you don't. ❞ ❝ the more you say no, the more she wants it. ❞ ❝ they don't care what you wanna be in this place, only what they want you to be. ❞ ❝ fun fact: if everyone around is a nightmare, it's not them. ❞ ❝ they don't know what chaos feels like... ❞ ❝ i'll be more delicate next time i'm saving you. ❞ ❝ discomfort is where growth lies. ❞ ❝ because you're a guy, and i'm hot. or did i misjudge the depth of your character? ❞

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this kid is very disappointed in me wearing a league of villains t-shirt but lmao w/e i guess

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“ur up early” bold of you to assume i’ve slept

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❝ ░ ADVENTURE TIME; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ Everything ahead of us is totally unknown. ❜

❛ Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. ❜

❛ Sometimes life is scary and dark. ❜

❛ People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it. ❜

❛ I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed. ❜

❛ I’ll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. ❜

❛ Is that where creativity comes from? From sad biz? ❜

❛ No one flicks me in the butt without my consent! ❜

❛ Homies help homies. Always. ❜

❛ You got to focus on what’s real, man. ❜

❛ Responsibility demands sacrifice. ❜

❛ People make mistakes. It’s a part of growing up. ❜

❛ It’s hard to step outside yourself when you are enmeshed with another being. ❜

❛ You contain the soul memory of a million dead stars. ❜

❛ Don’t you always call sweatpants ‘give up on life pants,’ _____? ❜

❛ Something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle. ❜

❛ Mathematical! ❜

❛ Whoa! Algebraic! ❜

❛ I’ll slay anything that’s evil. That’s my deal! ❜

❛ I’m not righteous. I’m wrong-teous. Stupid-teous. ❜

❛ I feel radder, faster… more adequate! ❜

❛ Youth culture forever! ❜

❛ Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist? ❜

❛ No worms on the bed! ❜

❛ Get ready for an uppercut, you dog! ❜

❛ Stealing’s wrong, doofus! ❜

❛ Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow! ❜

❛ What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me! ❜

❛ I’m no wuss! I’m the hero around these parts! ❜

❛ Eat my sword, _____! ❜

❛ I’m weddy for the wedding. ❜

❛ Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk. ❜

❛ How did you almost know my name? ❜

❛ All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! ❜

❛ Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can’t handle how kick-butt reality is! ❜

❛ That riddle sucks. ❜

❛ I’ll just read this book about pigs. ❜

❛ Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything! ❜

❛ Up, down, left, left, right, right, down, spin, down, up, left, right, left, down, spin, up, down, jump! ❜

❛ Come on, man! That’s pervy! ❜

❛ Easy as childbirth. ❜

❛ Dude, I think I have a crush. ❜

❛ Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie! ❜

❛ Oh crab it to the butternuts, it’s locked! ❜

❛ STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT! ❜

❛ I’ve been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous. ❜

❛ We’re documenting our creative flow in case we make a break through. ❜

❛ That road you’re on leads to nowhere. ❜

❛ You wanna join my primitive noise band? ❜

❛ Roll the dice, you pay the price. ❜

❛ C'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe. ❜

❛ It was weird but I liked it. ❜

❛ Actually, I think I’m beating it back with sheer willpower. ❜

❛ Hey! Crack open that book and read something for fun’s sake, alright? ❜

❛ You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles. ❜

❛ This dolphin fell in love with me! ❜

❛ I’d rather be dancin’ with some babes! ❜

❛ My subconscious must be hungry, huh? ❜

❛ I can’t have you messin’ up my bread and butter, dude. ❜

❛ Heh heh. I can’t take you seriously when you’re singing, man. ❜

❛ Dude, be calmed by my saliva. ❜

❛ I’m not cute, I’ll mess you up. ❜

❛ Dude, let’s kill the horse. ❜

❛ You don’t just read the poetry to understand it, you got to feel it. ❜

❛ Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? ❜

❛ And what if we turn evil? I’ll have to start wearing cologne. ❜

❛ I love you, everything burrito. ❜

❛ Oh, I’m coming with you… if only to be disruptive and obnoxious! ❜

❛ I dreamed I was in kindergarten again, but I had really big feet, and was also the teacher. ❜

❛ I wish for… a sandwich! ❜

❛ That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! ❜

❛ I should not have drunk that much tea! ❜

❛ I’d never forgive anybody who did this to me! ❜

❛ Give me a hug, hero. ❜

❛ I never said you had to be perfect! ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m good! Haven’t slept for solid eighty-three hours, but yeah, I’m good. ❜

❛ I’ve seen some stuff that would really make you say ‘like what?’ ❜

❛ I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code. ❜

❛ I wrote this next song about a fisherman. ❜

❛ Vampires can’t beat ghosts. It’s like a rock-paper-scissors thing. ❜

❛ I’m hurting you because I love you. ❜

❛ Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me! ❜

❛ I am incapable of emotion, but you are making me chafed! ❜

❛ Who wants to play video games? ❜

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I sold you to a pet store!

Price: 9,901$ Personality: Loyal. I always stay close to my family. Food: Only eats at McDonald's. Notes: Can bite. Breeding Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆

"i mean- yeah, i'll bite if you mess with my family, but- the mcdonald's part is debatable."

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆/𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆.

you long-suffering, endlessly patient angels get two memes today bc i deleted everything in my inbox on my rp blog and i made these memes to top off a solidly productive day! also, if you ever feel guilty about “not being productive” or having to delete drafts and memes in your tumblr life, DON’T! you’re wonderful and valid and your personal comfort and peace of mind is far more important than an overwhelming inbox or draft count! anyway, these are also self-serving, but also i feel no shame bc there’s an extreme lack of this very good vibe in my line of work, so here u go besties. DO NOT ADD ANYTHING TO THIS LIST!!

DATE UPDATED: 19/10/22

[ PIN ]:     sender pins the receiver to the ground and straddles them while training together.

[ SWORD ]:    sender invites the receiver to engage in sword fighting practice with them.

[ AIM ]:    sender and receiver go to target practice together (using any weapon of choice).

[ GUIDE ]:    sender readjusts the receiver’s stance and posture with their hands while training together.

[ STRIKE ]:    sender aims a blow (via either their fists or their weapon) at the receiver.

[ BLOCK ]:    sender blocks an on-coming attack from the receiver.

[ ARMOR ]:     sender helps to show the receiver how to wear and take care of their armor.

[ PREPARE ]:     sender guides the receiver through some pre-battle stretching exercises.

[ CHALLENGE ]:    sender challenges the receiver to a sparring match/actual fight.

[ TEND ]:    sender and receiver tend to one another’s wounds in the aftermath of a fight.

[ RESTRAIN ]:    sender physically restrains the receiver from attacking someone else.

[ FEND ]:    sender adopts a defensive position that stops the receiver from launching an attack on them.

[ PUNCH ]:    sender punches the receiver (to an unknown degree of success or failure).

[ KICK ]:     sender launches a kick at the receiver (to an unknown degree of success or failure).

[ TACKLE ]:    sender physically tackles the receiver during a fight.

[ DRAG ]:     sender physically drags or carries the receiver away from a fight.

[ UP ]:     sender extends a hand to the fallen receiver to help them to their feet after a fight/sparring match.

[ BACK ]:    sender stands behind the receiver while in the midst of battle in order to help them fight off their enemies.

[ ARRIVE ]:     just as the receiver is about to lose hope and become defeated, the sender arrives at the last minute to help them fight their enemies.

[ EXTRA ]:    sender hands the receiver a spare weapon during a fight to give them a better chance after they break or lose their own.

[ WALL ]:     sender slams the receiver against a wall during a fight/sparring match.

[ COVER ]:    sender lunges forward to throw their body over the receiver and shield them from harm during a fight.

[ POWER ]: sender and/or receiver use their powers during a sparring match in order to develop and enhance their abilities.

[ UNLEASH ]: sender, while fighting with the receiver during a physical confrontation, uses their powers in an effort to gain the upper hand.

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❝Dad, mom...I want to be a hero.❞

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denki & kyouka worrying about and caring for each other || BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA S6:E2

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“scene queen’s music is superior, i will die on this hill.”

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Send “They’re ’s a 10, but..” and fill in the rest to call out my muse!

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@shinebrighter sent: “not all heroes wear capes – some wear pajama pants.” (Ochako)

sentence starters: mimikyu edition

“. . . wait, who are we talking about?”  face scrunches up momentarily-- clearly, she wasn’t entirely awake just yet  ( but perhaps she was the pajama pant-clad hero in question, for all she knew ).

“i’m not a functional person yet, dude, all i did was make tea.”

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sentence memes: mimikyu edition

note: these all came from things i saved on my phone. but this one focuses mostly on shit i found on reddit. they might be references to things but i found them on reddit and got a chuckle. i did adjust the grammar for a few of these so they read better. feel free to adjust names/pronouns as needed some might border nsfw territory, and a lot have questionable language

“fool me once, shame on you. fool me sixteen times, maybe i have poor pattern recognition skills.” “to be fair, eating ass is way more fun than church.” “First you eat ass, then you suck a dick, then you sell drugs. sure the list starts off just about as any list can begin but by the end you own your own small business.” “having to wear dresses because your balls are too big for your pants. that’s the manliest thing i’ve heard all day.” “why do you think the irish and scots wear kilts?” “buy him a pack of crayons as a snack to keep him distracted.” “i prefer orange, for the flavor.” “i prefer purple. it reminds me of the nectar that is ‘grape drank’ we’d get in the field.” “ingredients: water, sugar, purple.” “that’s how i figured out santa must’ve been sleeping with my mom.” “are you sure they’re your best friends if you aren’t involved with any of this?” “yeah, if they were really your best friends, they would’ve included you.” “in eighth grade, i promised to beat someone over the head with a shoe if they broke a promise. i fulfilled my promise in the middle of the lunch line. still one of my favorite memories.” “you have never been on the receiving end of a three shoe beating, have you dear ed-boy?” “a buddy of mine got sent to jail and completely lost his shit as soon as he got there. 30 seconds in, he punched another guy, that guy went down and a huge fight broke out. there was a lot of blood, a lot of swearing, and the whole time my buddy was just swinging wildly and shouting absolute nonsense. we don’t play monopoly together anymore.” “Oh man. My takeaway was 'of course you don’t play monopoly with him anymore, how’re you gonna do that when the guy is in prison?’” “I’M NAILS IN MY EYES JOHNSON HERE AT NAILS IN MY EYES JOHNSON’S STRIP CLUB.” “I CAN’T REALLY TELL, ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE NAILS IN MY EYES.” “why doesn’t Ice-T sound like ruPaul, that sounds like a perfect world.” “we’ve all seen hannah montana, we know exactly what this means.” “not all heroes wear capes – some wear pajama pants.” “i spent a ton of my boss’ money, ran up his credit cards, drank his beer, ate his food, and even slept with his wife. he knows about all of it, and isn’t even pissed. full disclosure? i’m self-employed.” “Early in the morning, I received a better job offer via phone. I came back in to my manager looking very relieved. He told me the person who previously held my position went on a lunch break and never came back. as soon as he said that, i knew my destiny. i took my lunch later that day, and vanished.” “Now that manager is convinced someone is kidnapping his employees.” “you sent him for drug testing, he tested drugs, and passed! you fired him? this is obviously a misunderstanding.” “was playing uno. i yell out uno. he said draw four bitch. fuck him, who needs friends anyway.” “my friend is epileptic. one time after a seizure, i asked if she knew me. she looked up at me and eventually said 'mom?’ in a very uncertain tone. i’m a little younger than her and i have a beard.” “EMT girl points to me and says 'do you recognize him?’ my uncle gives me the most dumbfounded look i’ve ever seen in my life and goes 'who the fuck are you?!’.” “sounds like the plot of nearly ever scooby doo episode.” [txt] IT WAS JIMBO, THE MAINTENANCE MAN!!! [txt] It’s Louisiana. His name is Jimbeaux. “if he didn’t douse himself with gas and light himself on fire, he was definitely planning on murdering your entire family.” “he was doing a test run on himself.” “(name) was never the brightest… well, i take that back.” “when i was in eighth grade, a seventh grade girl stabbed this guy in the foreign language area.” “is that between the kidneys?”